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Richie; bev. did u know eddie was already seeing someone

Bev; uh no.

Richie; well he is

Bev; OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM GOMG OMGOMG  are u jealous

Richie; bev im just confused

Bev; he told me u said u have a girlfriend tho

Richie; oooo is he jealous???

Bev; no. but he did think u were lying

Richie; duh. 

Bev; what

Richie; i was lying. i just wanted him to think i have a gf

Richie; dont tell him i dont bev. if u do i will never forgive you

Bev; y did u lie

Richie; idk bev i just did. 

Bev; u like him.

Richie; i do not

Bev; i swear u do

Richie; nuh uh

Bev; ooo gtg eddie just posted a pic on instagram 

Richie; really?!

Bev; look whos excited about a guy now

Richie; what?

Bev; just admit ur gay and get it over with

Richie; i cant because im not

Bev; yes u are

Richie; but i dont like dick

Richie; except mine ;)

Bev; ew. also its not about dick. its about who the person is

Richie; well thats where ur wrong. bc it is about dick

Bev; smh i have to go like eddies pick so brb

Richie; no we can continue this in the comment section of his pic

Bev; so u want him to know u like him?

Richie; this isnt the comment section of Instagram is it?

Bev; ugh

-On Instagram-

kaspbrak

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kaspbrak: no, i haven't been sitting here waiting for you to call. |pic creds @_mikehanlon|

bennyboyhanscom; so who do i need to fuck up this time?

badassbeverly; aww bb txt me

trashmouthtozier; is this about that guy?

kaspbrak; im fine @bennyboyhanscom @badassbeverly @trashmouthtozier

badassbeverly; @trashmouthtozier if u really wanna continue our convo here, lets.

trashmouthtozier; the answer  to ur question is no.

kaspbrak; what the hell is going on? @badassbeverly @trashmouthtozier

denbroughbill; hey eds. wanna talk?

denbroughbill; oops sorry eddie* i know u dont like being called eds, its just richie says it all the time.

stan.uris; this is a really good picture. maybe i should have @_mikehanlon take mine

badassbeverly; come on richie, you know its haunting you @trashmouthtozier

trashmouthtozier; no, it really isnt. i dont wanna fuck guys okay? end of the conversation.

_mikehanlon; sure just hmu @stan.uris

kaspbrak; okkkkk my comments on this are really weird...

anonyyymous; eddieeee check ur dms pleaseeee i can explaineee

 trashmouthtozier; is this the guy^

kaspbrak; leave me alone. both of you. @anonyyymous @trashmouthtozier



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