i need help
Eddie; guys i need help
Eddie; please respond asap
Mike; whats wrong
Ben; i thought this was only for emergencies
Eddie; this is an emergency
Bev; what happened???
Eddie; richie just broke up with me
Mike; wtf why?
Bev; im gonna beat his ass
Ben; how the fu-
Eddie; hes such a fucking asshole
Eddie; i go to his house with stan to see if he's ok and he fucking breaks up with me
Mike; what happened at his house
Eddie; nothing even bad!
Eddie; i told him to stop drinking and smoking bc its bad for him and he yells at me to leave. like wft is wrong with you
Bev; well both of his parents are crazy, his dad not so much but his moms a nightmare
Mike; if he broke up with eddie then fuck him!
Ben; dude take a pic with a really hot guy and make him jealous
Eddie; but i cant
Ben; and why the hell not?
Eddie; bc he is too perfect to make sad
Bev; no do it
Bev; be the first one to do it
Mike; yeah hes probably talking to stan and bill rn figuring out a way to make you jealous
Eddie; well where am i gonna find a guy
Bev; there is a party over at Vic Criss' house tonight
Eddie; really?
Mike; yeah, its the first friday of the month
Ben; he always throws parts on the first friday of every month
Eddie; do you think there will be a cute guy there?
Bev; yeah, totally
Mike; and if you dont find one, you can make out with me and bev or ben can take the pic and you can put it on Insta
Eddie; what about stan?
Mike; shit your right
Ben; tell stan, if it comes down to that
Bev; yeah; just make sure that he doesnt tell richie
Eddie; this is all too much
Eddie; i dont want richie to hurt more than he already does
Bev; then kiss a girl
Mike; bur eddie is 100% gay
Ben; is anyone really 100% of anything
Eddie; its more like 90% gay 10% ew gtfo
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
