Eddie: I hate this dumb ass bitch elmo
Eddie: fuck me!!! 😩
Richie: ok. 😉😏
Eddie: *rapidly hits Elmo w a bat*
Richie: Eds, really?
Eddie: I'm so fucking sick and tired
Richie: of the photoshop
Eddie: no, I'm just sick, and tired
Eddie: I have a cold, and a headache, and my mom keeps yelling at me bc she thinks that I didn't sanitize my hands enough
Richie: aww does my little Edward spaghedward need me to come over and bring him some medicine
Eddie: there is no cure for the common cold richie
Richie: but all my lovin would heal you right up
Eddie: can I ask you something
Richie: yeah, sure
Eddie: you get hit on a lot right?
Richie: yeah.. I guess
Eddie: that wasn't the question btw
Richie: ok...
Eddie: how do you turn people down politely
Richie: just say sorry I have a boyfriend
Eddie: they don't believe me
Richie: show them my instagram, they'd believe you then
Eddie: can you turn them down for me???
Richie: how?
Eddie: they are sliding into my dm's on ig
Eddie: I'll give you my password
Richie: idk if I'm comfortable having your password, that's a lot of power
Eddie: I'll change it after you're done
Richie: fine
Eddie: k so my password is... don't judge me okay?
Richie: that's a weird password
Eddie: 😒
Eddie: it's 'zoowiemamaimgay768'
Eddie: I was obsessed with doawk and I wanted my password to be extra secure so I made it longer and added numbers
Richie: Eds, that is single handily the worst and best password in the fucking world
Eddie: yeah well....
Richie: I'll txt you when I'm done putting these sobs down
Eddie: sobs?
Richie: sons of bitches
Eddie: lol
Richie: ttyl bb😘😘
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
