Richard; Stanley the manly man I need to talk to you
Stan; can u talk to bill?
Richard; no, this is a problem for my best friend to solve.
Stan; oh no.
Richard; oh yes.
Stan; ugh whats the problem
Richard; i have nothing to do
Stan; what the fuck richard
Richard; Richie*
Stan; nope.
Richard; i was just kidding idk if i can tell u the real problem
Stan; wh- just tell me
Richard; idk stan
Richard; how are you doing today
Stan; im just lovey-dovey, bitch
Richard; rEALLY?
Stan; no, how do you think i am
Richard; in a bad mood
Stan; just tell me, please
Richard; what if i dont want to
Stan; you want to
Richard; well...
Stan; just tell me
Richard; sleeping with your stuffed animal is very punk rock.
Richard; dont let anybody tell you differently
Stan; RICHARD!
Richard; ok fine last night i was texting eddie and he said some things
Stan; what did he say
Richard; you know the usual "fuck off richie"
Richard; and the occasional "go to bed"
Stan; so?
Richard; then he asked who i liked and i said no one right bc its true
Stan; and...? did he get mad or something?
Richard; no. he was like ok then who would u fuck
Stan; oh god.
Richard; so i was like betty, gretta, blah blah blah, stan
Stan; WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
Richard; no no i meant it as a joke
Richard; ... maybe...
STan; WTF
Richard; hahahahah no it was a definite joke right
Stan; ok. and?
Richard; so i asked him and he said all these actors
Stan; ha u were played
Richard; then i was like wft can u be serious
Stan; lol thats funny coming from you're mouth
Richard; so he gave me a serious answer and he said he'd fuck Billiam
Stan; hahahahaha and was ur ego dented
Richard; no, actually i was like 'phew, at least he doesnt like me that way'
Stan; so what is the problem
Richard; he likes Bill and Bev likes Bill and ugh how and i supposed to help Bev get bill if eddie is breathing down my neck
Stan; no.
Richard; YES!
Stan; no. he doesnt like bill.
Richard; what do u mean he told me he did
Stan; nooooo. he said that he would fuck him, not that he wanted to date him
Richard; oh shit.
Richard; thats why i can talk to you, jew
Stan; :|
Richard; ok stanson i have to go now
Stan; youre a piece of shit
Richard; and why is that
Stan; cause u wasted my time with that sad excuse of a problem
Richard; well i thought it was serious
Stan; no you didnt.
Richard; yes i did stan
Stan; RIchie u just wanted to tell me u wanted to fuck me
Stan; im flattered rich, really, i am. its just, i dont like you that way
Richard; hahahaha ok bye
Stan; bye richard. next time u tell me u have a problem it better be real
Richard; fineee
a/n stan the man. i love him.
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
