Stan; you should come over tonight
Richie; mmk... why tho?
Stan; cause we haven't hung out, just you and me
Richie; k.
Stan; were having spaghetti and meatballs for dinner
Richie; SpaGhEtitti and memeballs
Stan; ur uninvited
Richie; hahahaha
Stan; but seriously, we need to talk
Richie; are you gonna confess your undying love for me?
read.
Richie; oh come on stan, that was funny.
Richie; i wont tell mike. It'll be out little secret
Stan; ha ha ha fuck you
Richie; okay, I'll be over in a few
Stan; ok.
- Bill to Mike-
Bill; mike mike mike mike mike
Mike; yeah?
Bill; guess what day it is
Mike; *sighhh* what day is it
Bill; HUmP dAyyyyYyy!!
Mike; it is Wednesday my dudes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Bill to Stan-
Bill; did you hear what happened to Richie and Eddie?
Stan; no.
Bill; well it's a doozie
Stan; well what do you know about it?
Bill; Eddie got into a fight at his new school and now people are hitting on him
Stan; I am going to get to the bottom of this fucking drama
Stan; you hear me?
Stan; I'm Sherlock fucking Holmes when it comes to gossip
Stan; I'm going to traverse the metaphorical lasers of this hot tea
Bill; Mmk and how exactly are you going to do that?
Stan; I'm gonna ask Richie when he comes over in a few minutes
Bill; ahh. Share the tea w me when u get it?
Stan; if it's even good tea, sure. But if it's that bullshit Arizona peach tea... no. It won't even be worthy of me even repeating it
Bill; hahaha
Stan; yup...
Stan; so,,, how's Jess?
Bill; she's great! We are gonna hang out this weekend and meet irl, finally.
Stan; that's great!
Bill; what about you and Mike?
Stan; ok... not to sound like a soft hoe, but, omg, he is so amazing and he's so sweet and kind and loving and ugh my heart melts nfjenwkjebr
Bill; that's so awesome
Stan; Ik
Stan; but there be this problem
Bill; and that is?
Stan; I can't tell you. Just know that it's there.
Bill; ??
Stan; I just wanted to tell someone that there is a problem, I was gonna tell you what that problem was, but I guess I'm not as ready as I thought.
Bill; ok.
Stan; sometimes all you can say is "yikes" and then just move the fuck on with life... ya know
Bill; lol yeah.
Stan; gtg Richie is here
Bill; kk bye satan
Stan; bye you stuttering fuck.
Bill; smh
Stan; you started it lol
Bill; true
Stan; k bye
-On Instagram-
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trashmouthtozier; snow fucking sucks, avoid it at all costs!
badassbeverly; i love the snow
stan.uris; @badassbeverly fuck the snow
trashmouthtozier; @badassbeverly ew no. please leave.
trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris same
bennyboyhanscom; thats dangerous
_mikehanlon; i love youuuu
trashmouthtozier; i love you too! @_mikehanlon, but i love @kaspbrak and @stan.uris moreeee
kaspbrak; aww <333
denbroughbill; fuck it up richie, fuck it up :))))
trashmouthtozier; @bennyboyhanscom true, but we were careful ;)
trashmouthtozier; -3- @kaspbrak
grettaaa; did you here eddie is dating someone else??
brgrkngslut; snow is fun!
YOU ARE READING
iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
