Eddie; so I was watching Brooklyn 9-9 and in the wise words of captain ray holt
Eddie; being gay isnt a choice..
Bev; uh huh
Eddie; its a game, and im winning
Richie; true true true true
Mike; stan agrees 110%
Ben; it can be a choice tho
Eddie; uh... no
Bev; its usually not a choice
Ben; but you have to admit it is a choice for some
Richie; it can be a choice... but thats only because heteros wanna be included cause there selfish s o b's who feel left out bc they feel superior
Ben; hey!
Mike; well... the way society is going i'd have to disagree with straight people feeling superior, bc they wouldnt choose to be gay if they felt superior
Ben; yeah, ok... but
Eddie; ok. lets not fight
Bev; yeah, lets stay calm and talk about something else
Stan; lets talk about pizza
Richie; thats so fucking random
Stan; i like my pizza plain. cheese only
Mike; i like Hawaiian pizza
Bev; i like pizza with broccoli and spinach and green peppers
Eddie; i like pepperoni pizza
Richie; meat lovers all the way bitchesssss
Ben; i dont really like pizza anymore. ive had it too much over the years
Richie; guys can i tell you something
Bill; woah. sorry im late guys, i was at the store with my mom. i like all pizza
Richie; im gonna tell you guys if you dont answer
Eddie; yeah, tell us
Bev; ^
Richie; im so high right now
Eddie; wtf
Eddie; stan u said u were gonna make sure he never got high again
Stan; its not my fault, i wasnt with him
Richie; its okay eddie
Richie; its fine
Eddie; no its not
Richie; yes it is. cause im drunk too and im fine
Eddie; what the hell
Mike; its sunday!
Richie; hey, hey eds.
Eddie; what
Richie; wanna marry me?
Bev; wtf?
Eddie; dude. we are only 17
Stan; well.... richies 18
Ben; eddie say no. hes drunk
Mike; say yes, he loves you
Eddie; richie, ask me when im out of college... mmk?
Richie; awww youre no fun
Bill; wtf is going on?
Eddie; gtg. my mom is taking me to the movies
Richie; cute boy
Bev; this is hilarious
Stan; what movie
Eddie; a wrinkle in time... bc she doesnt like movies pg-13 or higher smh
Richie; cute, kinky, hot, sexy boyyyy
Eddie; omg im leaving this grpcht
Richie; i lovvvvvvvvvvveeee youuuu
Bill;omg is eddie a kinky boy??
Mike; hahaha the way i read that is hilarious
Stan; yeah, from the stories rich has told me... v v v kinky
Bev; omgggg
Ben; ew ew ew im leaving
Richie; he loves meeeee
Mike; i cant listen to this anymore
Richie; he loves dick, guys.
Stan; we know. he's gay. i like dick too
Richie; well yiu shoild hvae thought aboit hhat
Stan; that makes no sense
Richie; ok.
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
