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Stan; you dingous, don't step on my dongle
Richie; fine
Richie; dont leave your damn dongle on the floor tho
Stan; dont tell me what to do with my dongle
Eddie; it sounds like you guys are talking about Stans dick
Mike; they arent?
Bill; lmao
Ben; they are.
Bev; no they arent, they are talking about some cord or something
Eddie; this is weird
Stan; hows Jess?
Bill; oh she's great! so nice and kind and sweet and pretty
Richie; is she good in the sack
Ben; Richie!
Bev; wow.
Bill; idk
Mike; my ex gf karen, was a nightmare
Eddie; im really uncomfortable
Richie; was she good in the sack?
Mike; no.
Stan; hahaha
Bev; was i?
Mike; huh?
Ben; wtf
Bev; omg guys take a chill pill. i was joking
Richie; you were great
Eddie; WHAT
Bev; no no
Ben; what?!
Bev; no no no
Richie; hahahaha
Bev; he was joking too
Stan; i was about to say
Stan; would have been very disappointed if my best friend left out some things about his life
Richie; you know who Ives slept with
Richie; and it never leaves your room
Eddie; so you're not gonna tell me?
Bev; or me!?
Bill; or me??!!
Mike; I'm not even gonna say or me bc we haven't know eachother for long
Ben; I just don't wanna know
Stan; sorry guys can't tell you
Richie; I'll tell eds, but not in front of all you
Eddie; why? Is it in the hundreds?
Richie; ha.
Eddie; 😱 thousands?
Richie; wtf
Stan; *careless whisper plays in background*🎷
Mike; wtf babe? That's so random
Stan; thanks
Ben; post Malone is stuck in my head
Bill; Stoney Maloney
Bev; Yas bitches
Eddie; ew Bev, please no
Richie; who? I only know the postal service
Eddie; Richie, baby, wtf
Mike; I'm confused. Before... were we talking about Stan's dick?
Richie; hahaha no
Mike; ok. Just making sure
Stan: Yupppppppp
Bev; can we not talk about anyone's dick
Richie; can we talk about my dick in Eddie?
Ben; ha ha ha FuCk no
Richie; can we talk about dik diks
Eddie; no we aren't gonna talk About ur dick pics
Richie; read it again honey
Bev; bahahaha
Bill; what are dik diks
Ben; cute animals
Richie; I want a dik dik
Eddie; no!
Eddie; I'll get you a teddy bear and that's it
Stan; are you allergic to animals
Mike; no. He's scared
Ben; he's even scared of cats
Eddie; that's because cats are devils
Richie; what about puppies
Eddie; eh
Bev; cats aren't devils
Stan; tell that to my first bird
Stan; who was eaten by a cat
Richie; rip Stan jr
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_mikehanlon; my manz right there^ 🤤 so glad I asked him to prom
stan.uris; wow. He's hot
trashmouthtozier; wrong account... that's my bad
_mikehanlon; stan gave you his password?? @trashmouthtozier
kaspbrak; oml rich!
badassbeverly; GO BES FRAN!
bennyboyhanscom; Oof, that's a man with a plan
denbroughbill; that's my best friend right there
trashmouthtozier; ooo my boy stanith is going to prom. fuck it up stanith. Fuck it up!
trashmouthtozier; also, yes.
stan.uris; I'm glad I said yes (◕‿◕)
_mikehanlon; me too @stan.uris
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
