hoes. eds is shook and so is ben and mike. LISTEN TO THE SONG WHILE READING THIS HOE!!! also i feel like i have to constantly remind u that they are aged up in this. in this they are seniors in high schooll
Richie; gahh im a total fuck up.
Stan; ur just realizing this now?
Richie; i tried, i tried, i really tried. i promise stan
Stan; what do you mean
Richie; i was talking to the person i like... and
Stan; and u accidentally said u were gay and now she doesnt want to fuck u?
Richie; no. i wish i could say what i want to say but its not easy for me.
Stan; so this is like an actual problem?
Richie; YES.
Richie; i say 'i need to talk to u' he goes 'wtf do u want now' i say ' diane is fake she aint real idk y i lied' he goes 'ok i didnt care in the first place' then i go 'i think i just didnt want to mess up ur think w that guy ur seeing' and he says 'yeah he was an asshole i dumped him'
Richie; and now im over here like 'ok now what do i say?' bc i was planning on telling them i like 'em. ya know and instead, i said 'im glad im ur friend. bye'
Stan; wait... HE?
Richie; ... no?
Stan; oh migawd u like a guy?!!!
Richie; no. no no no.
Stan; omg u do!
Richie; well maybe. staniel what do i dooooo
Stan; well who is he?
Richie; no.
Stan; what do u mean no?
Richie; well what if i get over this and then everyone thinks im gay forever
Stan; rich. listen im saying this as a friend and someone who actually fucking realizes it 2018. no one gives a fuck if ur gay or not
Stan; ok... thats no true. some people do care. but not the important people like ur friends and family
Richie; but i also like girls. like they are fucking hot
Stan; ok so ur not gay. ur bi. there ya go.
Richie; what if he doesn't like me bc i said i hate dick
Stan; and why the hell would you say that?
Richie; cause i was scared of my feelings. bev said i would like him and i do
Stan; omg u like EDDIE!!!
Richie; pshhhh what?
Richie; i do not.
Stan; omg u love eddie
Richie; shut the fuck up u trick ass bitch
Stan; and they hated him because he told them the truth.
Richie; stanson
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iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
