Okay, okay, I can explain the title.
I was talking to my dad, and my brother interrupted us, and said something, which caused my dad to say, "Potaters are for gaters." *He's from Idaho, and he eats a lot of potatoes, like probably 6 times a week lol, so I make fun of him by saying potaters.*
And I thought he said, "Potaters are for gays." for some reason. So I asked him, and he said,
"I mean I guess so, gay people eat potaters too."
Then I said, "If potaters are for gays, then you must be really gay... *insert gasp here* OMG I KNEW YOU AND *INSERT HIS BEST FRIEND'S NAME HERE* WERE MARRIED AND THAT MOM WAS JUST SOME COVER UP!!!"
Yeah.... I think my speech is worse though... I mean I've said "Sount Maint Helens *Mount Saint Helens*, Maint Sount Helens *Mount Saint Helens* Canado *Canada does*, and Orceans *Or Oceans*....
Sometimes I think I need help...
