The title is too long, apparently you can only have 80 characters... LAME.
So I have something I can say that my cis friends can't really say, and if they did... Wellll, uh, I'll just not search through your search history....
Ready?
"I can make a dick with three socks!"
Yeah.... I dunno why this popped in my head just now.
I can actually make a dick with three socks...
And that is why I need help...