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(Overwatch) Pharah x (drunk) Reader

Request by Fren_or_Foe they just wrote me a prompt and I went with it. Lol

You stumble around to your friend, Fareeha, glass of wine in hand. Fareeha just looks at you quizzically before noticing you're drunk. She sets her coffee down and tries to take the glass from your hands.

"You can't do that! You wanna know who I am?" You slur, trying to grab the glass back.

"You're drunk." She states firmly.

"Noooo, I'm Jeff!" You state.

"No. You're drunk."

"But I'm Jeeeeffffff."

You've had too much already, come on, give it up." The Egyptian states.

"You have reaaally pretty eyes." You stare into her face. You raise a finger and tap her nose. "Boop! Now you're Jeff!"

If you were sober, you would have never done that; she's way too intimidating. You never get drunk, but today, you were just completely out of it. You are terrified of asking if she likes you so you resorted to alcohol. You have also failed your mission earlier this week; it was really important and Soldier yelled at you. You were out of it the entire week and you had planned about telling Fareeha how you felt when you came back. Soldier had made you feel useless and you've tried to tell yourself it was just the anger talking, but you never believe it. So here you are, a drunken mess, falling all over yourself and Fareeha.

"Come on, I know your mission went horribly wrong but it wasn't your fault. You shouldn't be doing this to yourself." Fareeha says. "You're going to make yourself sick, or possibly even kill yourself."

"But Jeeeeffffff, I failed! It was my fault we failed. It was a butterfly!" You slur.

"Alright, come on,  you need to take a break from the alcohol. I'm watching you until you're sober again."

"Yaaaaayyy! I like spending time with youuu! You're so prettyyyyyy... and I think- I think I'm in loooooveeee. Although you're really intimidating, and I wouldn't say this to your face. Like everrrr..."

"Alright, that's the alcohol talking. Why don't we get you to your room. Sleep. You can't drink anymore. You'll have a horrible hangover."

"Nooooooo! Don't leave meeeeee!" You whine.

"I'll walk you back. I'll make sure you don't get anymore alcohol. Come on."

Fareeha leads you to the hall where all the dorms are. You're leaning quite a bit on her as she practically drags you to your room. You kept slurring as you told her how you really like her. She's red as a tomato by the time you two reach your room and enter. She gets you to your bed and you get under the covers. Fareeha sits on the edge of your bed and waits.

"Alright, sleep. You'll have a hangover when you wake up." She says. "And maybe, I like you too..." she mumbles to herself.

"Hmm?" You drunkenly hum.

"Just sleep." She says.

You close your eyes and pretend to be asleep but continue to fail miserably. You keep laughing when she keeps telling you that she doesn't believe you're asleep. With much difficulty, Fareeha finally gets you to sleep. She stands up and before she leaves, she leans down and kisses your forehead.

"Sweet dreams." She whispers.

What she didn't notice was the smirk on your face when she left. You cheered to yourself until the door swung open. You lay still in your position and still pretend to be asleep. Fareeha then silently leaves, a smile on her pink tinted face.