To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙴𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝙼𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚕 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- peter      ╗
╚   Bold- avengers   ╝

Tony
Hey kid
Mind telling us what you were trying to text me this morning
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟻 ᴀᴍ

Tony
Will you answer once everyone else is on
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟾 ᴀᴍ

Steve
Peter, stop ignoring us
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟿 ᴀᴍ

Nat
We know you're seeing these

I was busy
I'm not ignoring you
Mr. Stark, if you thought bringing this up on the Avengers group chat would intimidate me then you're right

Tony
Good
Now start talking

So there's this girl that accidentally called my number thinking it was Chick-fil-A

Sam
Big deal
She thought you were a food chain
That happens

Steve
Sam!

Bucky
He has a point though Steve

That's not the whole story
Let me continue

Nat
We're listening
Keep going kid

So we started talking to each other
Kinda became friends and all tho we've never actually met
I met her once as Spider-Man tho

Tony
Pete, you're boring me
Get to the point

I am!
So this morning she called me at 3:10 I think b/c she was waiting for her friend at the airport
I was just finishing my patrol so obviously I picked up
During the call I had to stop a small mugging so I put her on hold
No big deal

Sam
We don't have all day
Wrap it up already

Bucky
Sam
Shut the hell up

Sam
I wish you would have died like everyone thought you did 70 yrs ago

Steve
How about we let Peter finish

Thanks Cap!
So we started talking again once I was done but then there was this gang member beating up someone so I stepped in
I thought I put the call back on hold but apparently I didn't so she heard everything

Tony
So this girl accidentally found out you're Spider-Man?

Not necessarily
She hung up after the fight was over but said this wasn't the end of said conversation
What do I do?

Nat
What exactly did she hear

She heard me fighting and talking to the man
The fact that I was stabbed and broke a rib
She definitely heard me crash into the side of a building
And she heard me talking to my AI Karen and how Mr. Stark didn't need to be called
Oh and she heard me state that my injuries would be healed by the afternoon