Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀
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✆Ｔｅｘｔ✆ ╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗ ╚ Bold- peter & ned ╝ ⚡️Ｗｈｏｒｅｓ Ｆｏｒ Ｔｈｏｒ⚡️ "ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"
Ned It's depresso hours my main hoes
I need some espresso
Peter The fact that I didn't die before I graduated is a huge accomplishment
Pete, I don't know how to tell you this but you turned to dust on an alien planet last year
Peter But I never "died" died
Ned Peter 1 Grim Reaper 0.5
I went into high school childless and came out with two children Vela and Kai Life goal right there
Ned Why am I sad about graduating later today
Peter Capitalism
Ned Bitch you right
Is your father going to be there, Peter
Peter My parents are dead
Ned CEO of dead parents
You know who I mean For example, I will have all 4 of my parents attending Need I also mention that I invited all the Avengers so they could scream when your name is called
Ned THE AVENGERS ARE COMING TO OUR GRADUATION!! OH MY THOR
Peter Unfortunately, he is coming but on the bright side he's bringing Pepper
That's the greatest news I have ever heard
Ned I'm finally going to be in the presence of greatness!!!!
Bitch
Peter Bro 🥺
Ned Ok but hear me out
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Aw look at him 🥰🥰 Your argument is valid, Mr. Leeds
