✆ 𝙱𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜 ✆

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Memevengers

Harley
Good morning! Today is a wonderful day😃

Bucky
It's 4 o'clock in the [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing morning
SHUT THE [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] UP

Harley
Someone put salt in their coffee today

Bucky
I am going to kill you :)

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟾:𝟷𝟷 ᴀᴍ

Kai started meowing at me repeatedly so I meowed back to assert my dominance... turns out he was only trying to tell me I left his food on the counter

Peter
Child neglect

Shuri
CPS is coming for you

They touch my son, they die

Wanda
I once T posed in the kitchen to assert my dominance so Clint shot me with a tranquilizer so he could get to the coffee

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟶:𝟺𝟽 ᴀᴍ

Sam
Should have killed Bucky when I had the chance

Shuri
Explain

Sam
He's ugly

Bucky
Says the one wearing lime green swim shorts, a muscle tank with Guy Fieri's face, tiny sunglasses, and an american flag bucket hat

Peter
Disgusting 🤮

Sam
At least I don't look like a rabie-ridden raccoon

Bucky
Well at least I don't like an 11 yr old white boy named Tommy

Wanda
👀

Sam
Did you just call me a WHITE boy

Bucky
Did I [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing stutter BITCH

Wanda
👀☕️

Sam
Shut your whore mouth, Wanda!

Wanda

Wanda

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