To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚛 & 𝙳𝚒𝚎 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- peter & ned ╝
⚡️Ｗｈｏｒｅｓ Ｆｏｒ Ｔｈｏｒ⚡️
"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

Y'all won't believe what just happened
Like, Peter, how do you do this like every night??
Like bitch the fack are you on

Ned
You good bro?

Pft I'm not god

Ned
That's not what I said
I asked if you were good

Yeah, good at being taken for granted

Peter
Valid but also concerning
(Y/n), what just happened

Ya girl got stabbed

Ned
Like fr??
As in you were the fish and the knife was the fisherman??

Ok, I may be slightly delirious from blood loss but that made no sense

Peter
Like did you stab yourself with like some safety scissors or is like a knife sticking out of you

Bitch, I'm a mfing pin doll
Like do I take out the knife? I want to because that'd be so badass but like then I'd bleed more

Ned
Uhh be badass without taking out the knife

Peter
HOW TF DID YOU GET STABBED

Lol funny story actually

Ned
But you got stabbed...

Peter
Shouldn't you go to the hospital or something

Later. I need to tell y'all the story first

Peter
Wrong priority but ok

So I was being a normal human and doing normal human things like stopping at 7/11 at 1:30 am to get a large slushee

Ned
That's a mood and a half

Peter
Ned! Don't encourage her

Ned
Hypocrite 😒

Peter
Why you gotta be like that

So anyway, I was getting my slushee when all of a sudden this huge scary dude bro came barging into the same 7/11 I was in at 1:30 am
And I was like "you do you, dude bro" but like internally

Ned
Fascinating
I love stories

Peter
Honestly I'm kinda interested now
I shouldn't be but I am

And he came up and got a large cup like me and got a cheery slushee
So we were like vibing

Peter
Wow I did not see that coming