To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚝 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n)    ╗
╚  Bold- avengers  ╝
Ａｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ ＡＳＳ-ｅｍｂｌｅ🍑

Sam
Gonna cover my arm up with tinfoil and tell kids I'm Borky Barney

Bucky
Gonna tape feathers to my back and tell kids I'm Smad Winston

Steve
I hate both of you. Stop this shit

Nat
Ohhh Steve said a bad language word

Tony
Sound the alarms everyone
The world is officially ending

Steve
Shut the [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] up, Stark

Nat
Steve using his censor and calling Tony by his last name is a power move

Tony
Captain Bitchmerica at it again

Bucky
Nah, he's more of a Captain Assmerica

Peter
Hey everyone!
I've done [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ed up!

You're a failure at life

Peter
You don't even know what happened

My statement still stands

Tony
Are you hurt?
Do I need to come get you?
I'm getting my suit right now

Peter
Chillax bro

Steve
That word is made up

Thor
All words are made up

Said like a true king🥰🥰

Steve
Thor, you're no longer my friend because of that

Thor
Well that's rather unfortunate for you

Sam
So what did the lil pest do this time

Peter
I will [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] you up, Wilson

Sam
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Bruce
I woke up face first on the floor :/

Tony
I don't think he was talking about you

Bruce
I just wanted to feel included