Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀
[peter parker x reader]*
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[the video starts with a close up of a corgi's face and stays like for a 30 second duration. it than quickly changes to a close up of (y/n)'s face]
y/n: oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
[the camera fumbles a bit and (y/n)'s face is no longer up, close, and personal with the the viewer]
y/n: if you don't know me, hi! you're what most people would call lucky. for those of you that do know me, please stop watching immediately because there's a 99.99% chance that I hate you
y/n: today I'm going to be documenting my death sentence trip! if you like seeing people be killed by the avengers than this video is for you!
[the camera is picked up as (y/n) walks out of her room. the pitter patter of her dog walking next to her can be heard]
y/n: bye mom! bye dad! Tony Stark's head of security is in our driveway to bring me to my death
mom: have fun, sweetie!
[the camera quickly zooms in on (y/n)'s puzzled face]
y/n: oh my Thor, does my mom really want me to die?!
[the video cuts to (y/n) sitting in the back of an audi]
y/n: hey, Happy, I was informed by Tony that you don't like to admit that you have basic human emotions
y/n: please tell me that's true
y/n: I need to be your friend if it's true
[the dividing window is showed as happy raises it. (y/n) stares blankly at the camera in response]
y/n: *mutters* child abuse
y/n: so you're probably confused right about now, so sit your asses down and listen up because imma bout to do a quick story time
y/n: if you have never seen my twitter or insta than you may not know that I have been befriend by the avengers, as well as unofficially officially adopted by the amazing Natasha Romanoff and the mighty Thor Odinson
y/n: Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes are also like my biggest fan, not to brag or anything
[the video zooms in and out as (y/n) awkwardly clears her throat]
y/n: so with that being said, I've run into a bit of a conundrum with two of my friends regarding the identity of Spider-Man, aka the random spandex wearing superhero that Tony Stark stalked and then recruited
