To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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I need to talk to you

When air is edible, then we'll talk

It's important, though

According to Newton's third law of me not giving a fack, I legally have to kill you now

Guess I'm gonna die then
Are you dating Peter Parker?

HUH?
What, no!
Who told you that?

So you're not dating him?

Even if I was, how is it any of your business?

I like to be in the know

Who told you, Eugene?

That kid Ted or whatever

You mean Ned?

Yeah, that guy
He's pretty much telling everyone that the two of you are dating

You didn't hear this from me, but I'm going to murder him

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you two were dating though

And why exactly?

Sue me, I've watched your video and all you two do is flirt

Psh, that's not true

Yeah ok, keep telling yourself that

I liked you better when you were an asshole

Go fall off a cliff

That's better

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you should maybe think about asking him out or something
Lay down some obvious hints that you like him and what not

Ew, you caring about my personal life disgusts me... tell me more

Listen, I think you're somewhat bearable to be around

I think you're bearable too, but then again I constantly want to kick your ass out of a second story window

That's fair
You can be a real pain in the ass, you know

Really? Is that so?

Don't make me regret this, (L/n)

How dare you invoke the name of my ancestors, young sir

My apologies, court jester

The next time I see you, I'm punching you in the face

I had that coming
So, do we have ourselves a deal?

Deal? What deal?
ARE WE GOING TO PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL?!

How have the Avengers not killed you yet?