To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜 ✆

✆ ᏟᎪᏞᏞ ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- peter ╝

Noodley oogley boogley doodley

Do I even want to know?

Just let me eat my ramen noodles in peace, Peter

You called me

Or did I?

I'm pretty sure you did

Noodles

Noodles indeed

I love me some good noodles Lady and the Tramp style

Spaghetti?

...I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that

But they were eating spaghetti
Oh, I'm actually stupid
Never mind

Yes, I was talking about kissing
Lady and the Tramp style noodle kissing

Good for you

Apparently I'm in love with a brick wall
Wonderful

I'm offended

Why? Because it's the truth?

No, because brick walls are my number one enemy

Ha!
Spider-Man goes splat!

Shut up!
That shit hurts!

Tragic

This is superhero discrimination!

Says the one that swings around New York in a glorified spandex spider suit

If I remember correctly, you like a man in spandex
You find it sexy

Why you gotta bring up my past embarrassments like that
I thought you loved me

Feel my pain, (Y/n)

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

NOODLES!

NOW I'M HUNGRY!
THANKS!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Now I really want some noodles

Noodle date

I like the way you think

You better

Meet up at my place in 10 minutes

Yeah, I guess I can do that

Do it for the noodles, (Y/n)

For the noodles

Do you think space has its own version of ramen?

I mean it's possible
They probably have some alien equivalent to ramen up there
Whether it tastes like it or not is another story

Space noodles? The universe's greatest invention or biggest tragedy?
Find out next week on Does It Space

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I just remembered a story that Bruce told me about his time in space!

Is it about noodles?
It better be about noodles or I will revolt

He ate these weird noodles that he found while traveling to Asgard and apparently it was actually some sort of bug or whatever

Gross
I bet there are better space noodles out there somewhere

Let your dreams for space noodles thrive even in the darkest times

To be honest, I forgot why I had initially called you

So you didn't call me just to tell me you were eating ramen and to plan our noodle date?
What a shame

I'm a disappointment
I'm even ashamed of myself
I can't even bear to listen to my own thoughts

The world is a cruel place where you are one of its victims

That's oddly dark and poetic

I try

Ok, well I need to actually get going now if I'm going to make it to yours on time

See you soon!

Or will you? Dun dun dun