To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚃𝚒𝚙𝚜 & 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n)     ╗
╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝

I'm panicking
Somebody call 911. My heart is about to explode
Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?
Oh my fackin' god
She fackin' dead

MJ
YES! Free at last

Liz
I thought she'd never die

Being perpetrators isn't a good look on you 2

MJ
Uh oh spaghettio

Liz
Slurp slurp bitch

ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴄʜᴏᴇs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟹 ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴋᴇᴛᴇᴇʀs🌶🥵

Liz
(Y/n) what the literal hell is that

Our gc never had a name so now it does

MJ
Did you use 🌶🥵 because we're spicy

Liz
If there is another reason I'm disowning you

Obviously why else would I use them

Liz
Idk you're stupid like that

I can't believe I'm being attacked in my own house
Hi my name is (y/n) from IM GONNA FACKING DIE and you're watching Disney channel :)

MJ
Do do do do do do

Liz
My childhood dream was to use on of those wands

Hello! Anyone want to hear my woes

MJ
No, not really

Well than, fack you too I guess

MJ
Nah, that's Peter's job

Liz
Hey isn't your date today?
Oh

Yeah oh. IM FREAKING OUT MAN
LIKE WHAT EVEN IS A DATE?! IVE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORE

Liz
You're just going to the movies. Calm down

No, I don't think I will

MJ
You'll live. And if you don't that's fine too
Isn't Thor's sister like the goddess of death? She can just resurrect you later

She's dead

MJ
Is she though

Don't think a dead person can make another dead person not dead

Liz
Your logic is blowing my mind

It's all the caffeine

Liz
Ok, listen, it's just like hanging out but with a different title. You're just going to the movies. Nothing that bad. You've been to the movies plenty of times