To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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╚ Bold- peter ╝

This better be good
I was in the middle of making Harley look like my sleep paralysis demon with makeup I just impulsively bought

Is that what you do when I'm not around?

...no
What do you want?

Remember when I became besties with Mysterio?

How could I forget your biggest dumb bitch moment

I know your joking but that really hurt

I'm not joking

Funny story actually

I was right

I didn't say that

Tell me I was right

Now you're just making me not want to tell you what I had to say

Because I was right and you were a dumb whore looking for friends

I'm sorry I ate the last chicken nugget

I will never forgive you for the crime you have committed
You have brought shame upon our family

I've never been part of a family before
This is exciting!

Bitch
How dare you do May dirty like that
I'm gonna tell her you said that

Shit

That's what I thought
So what did you want to tell me about Mysterio?

Turns out he was an ex Stark Industries employ that Tony fired

Interesting
Why was he fired? Besides the obvious

I don't even know what the obvious is

He thinks wearing a fish bowl for a helmet is cool

I already see where I messed up with my judgment

Is that so?

Apparently he was big mad at Tony for naming his "life work" BARF and cannot express his emotions correctly

HA!
I get that the name is stupid but like acronyms
If you don't want it to be named something like BARF than don't call it Binary Augmented Retro Framing
He was just asking for it

True true
Why the hell do you remember what BARF stands for?

I know that I act like a fool a majority of the time but I'm not stupid, Peter
We both went to Midtown
I can be smart when I want to

That's not what I was implying but whatever

Plus, Mysterio shouldn't be mad at the guy for calling it BARF
Tony was his boss, and he should respect his decision no matter how immature they may be