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╚ Bold- liz ╝A conflict has arisen in my life
Please help me
I beg of you
Nvm. I'm poor as shitWhat happened
Did someone dieNo
Did you kill someone
I'll help you hide the bodyWhat no!
Why would you think that?!I've been watching a bunch of murder shows so that's probably the issue
Maybe lay off of them for a while
Now for real what's wrong?
I think I like someone
My stone cold heart is growing soft. Make it stopYou literally faced timed me crying last night because you were honored that your dog sat on your face
Never been more proud to be a seat cushion
Dogs are my soft spot okLast week you called me because somebody complimented you so you gave them all the money in your wallet
They needed it more than me
You're broke AF
Your point being????
Do I have to spell it out for you
Nope. My alphabet soup that I just spilled spelled it out just fine
So any who I NEED HELPExplain
I've met said person maybe twice and we only talk on the phone
How do I know if these feelings are the real deal or because a psychic told me soCheck the love compatibility calculator
Genius
So I've been told
1% to 49% = fake
50% to 100% = realSeems legit. Imma try it real quick
Who's the guy or girl or alien?
Alien? Seriously??
Plus I'm not telling youThor's technically an alien so I'm just putting it out there
*god from another realm that happened to be located in space
I can see how you could confuse the twoWhatever
Did you get the % yet?...
That's not an answer
...
(Y/n)...
I got 100% on all the different calculators I just tried
That's good!
Go get 'em tiger!No
Excuse you? No, you can't say no. Only yes is allowed
My life is over
I'm going to go stab myself with this Asgardian dagger that I was totally not gifted when I visitedYou literally made a twitter thread about your trip you liar
Oof I ded
I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your lifeFalse and you know it
What part? The ded or haunting part
Take a guess
Haunting??
Because I was lying about that. I would totally haunt the avengers compound because hot superheroesThey are hot
Why are they all so hot
It's beyond scienceOnly explanation is
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* M A G I C *:・゚✧*:・゚✧No doubt
So lover girl, who's the special someone😏Oh no! I just got a booty call from a space pirate. Gotta go pet my cat alien!
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╚ Bold- avengers ╝Tony
And that is how I got banned from the Brooklyn Preschool of ScienceNat
You pathetic sad old manTony
That hurts but trueY'all hot because
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* M A G I C *:・゚✧*:・゚✧Tony
What?Bucky
She's going through a crisis obviouslyTony
Because that's totally obviousNat
It isClint
How did you even make the team, StarkNat
He didn't. He just showed upʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
"ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs ᴀss-ᴇᴍʙʟᴇ🍑"
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