To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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╔ Regular- peter + (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- flash + peter ╝

Can I have Spider-Man's number

What

Spider-Man's number. Can I have it?

Flash, why the hell are you texting me

Can't a guy just text someone without being criticized

No, not really

That's fair I suppose
But Spider-Man's number, I want it

You can't have it

Well damn, it was worth a try

Better luck next time

Are you in Tony Stark's will?

Eye-
Why would I know

So you're in his will? That's cool
Not that I want him to die or anything. Don't take that the wrong way

I wasn't going to
Why would I even be in his will? I'm just his intern

Are you that dumb, Parker

Check my gpa dumbass

I'm going to allow that

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Flash
Tell Peter that he's dumb

Peter, you're a dumb bitch

Peter
You don't even know what he's talking about! You have no right!

You're the dumbest bitch
The lord told me so

Peter
I hate you

Flash
That's no way to speak to your girlfriend, Peter

Peter
She's not my girlfriend

...yet

Flash
Same thing

Ok so what's with Peter being mr. dumbo supreme

Flash
He doesn't believe that he's in Tony Stark's will

Peter
Because I'm not

He's totally in Tony's will
Hold on give me a sec

Flash
Even she says so!

Peter
Doesn't make her right

I just texted Tony and he said you're in the will, Peter

Peter
EXCUSE ME YOU DID WHAT

Flash
Ha! In your face
I was right!