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Did that idiot seriously just leave the chat?
Not on my watch
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Bitch
What the ever loving Lord Farquaad shit was that?!
Peter
Did you just use Lord Farquaad's name in vain?!
Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
Tony
What the hell is happening
Sam
The Gen Z revolution
Bucky
Quick! They're evolving!
Everyone take cover before they decimate the whole place!
So what if I did, Peter! You got a problem with it you can say it to my face!
Peter
Listen here you dim witted eggplant
Our lord and savior Lord Farquaad does not deserve your harsh words
Dim witted eggplant? That's the best you can do, spider [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]er
Peter
Have fun rotting in hell, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
Tony
I feel like we're intruding on something
Maybe we should leave
Bucky
No I want to see how this plays out
Sam
Stark, shut up
It's getting interesting
Did you just Shakespeare me?! On my christain Minecraft server!
More of your conversation would infect my brain!
ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Peter
Begone thot
I have vanquished the beast!
ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Bucky
This is the best thing to happen to me since I fell to my "death"
Sam
He means continue
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To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
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