✆ 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 ✆

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Bold- avengers
Avengers ASS-emble🍑

Bucky
Can someone loan me some money
I want to buy food but it's so expensive

Steve
Yeah, it used to be so much cheaper
Good times

Ok boomer

Steve
...I'm not a baby boomer

Peter
Ok boomer

Bucky
They got you there

Ok boomer

Bucky
For [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]s sake
I trusted you, (y/n)

Ok boomer

Wanda
Just borrow Tony's credit card like I do

Tony
That's called stealing, Wanda. I never give you permission to take it, you just do

Wanda
Ok boomer

Peter
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

Wanda
I know

TonyDid you just-

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Tony
Did you just-

Peter
OH MY GOD I WENT TO THAT EXACT STARK EXPO

Oh yeah, I remember that story

Tony
YOU WERE THERE?! YOU COULD HAVE DIED

Peter
But I didn't

Rhodey
Oh dear god

Clint
STORY TIME!!!!!

Peter
The drones were like pew pew 💥 and I was like ah I'm lost 🙀🤭 and wearing a helmet 🤠 maybe I should help and then one of the evil 🤖 was like imma kill ⚰️💀 ya and I was lol nope 😎 and went all iron man ✋💥 but like then actual iron man 🦸‍♂️🤩🙀 was like aye it ain't cool to shoot a kid and he then shot ✋💥 the evil 🤖 and was like good job 👍 kid and then I died a little inside 💀🖤

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