To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- ned ╗
╚ Bold- shippers ╝
Ｏｐｅｒａｔｉｏｎ  Ｔｉｔａｎｉｃ

MJ
Breaking news: it's happening y'all

Hold on, the whole crew isn't here

ɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Harley
And on the third day, he rose

Shuri
Begone demon!

Harley
Bitch where? I'm motherfing Yesus

Not important
What is important, is MJ's news

Shuri
I can have you executed for that

Bet

Shuri
YOU WANNA GO

FACKING FIGHT ME YOU COWARD

Harley
Courage the cowardly dog

Flash
Is this normal??

MJ
Shut up

Flash
What did I do

MJ
You existed during my timeline

Harley
Oof x2

What's the breaking news
What does it's happening mean

MJ
What do you think it means

oh
Oh
OH

Shuri
ITS BEEN 64 YEARS
FACKING FINALLY

Harley
WHat?!?!?!

Flash
Please explain

MJ
You dumbass, (y/n) is finally going to tell Peter

Flash
W o w, I didn't know it did that

I feel like a proud mother!
How'd you find that out

MJ
Liz bribed her into doing it by paying for their food because she's in town. She texted me a few minutes ago

Harley
Who's Liz

Shuri
I second that
Who is this majestic Liz and where can I find her? I want to thank her with all that Wakanda can offer

When's it going down
Oh, Liz used to go to our school

MJ
Tomorrow after school in the courtyard

Harley
OH SHIT! I NEED TO TELL THE AVENGERS ABOUT THIS!!!

Flash
Why would you do that