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⚡️Ｗｈｏｒｅｓ Ｆｏｒ Ｔｈｏｒ⚡️
"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"
g u y s
What if I ate one million lightning bugs? Would I start glowing like a human glow stick
Peter
Try it
Ned
How bout you don't do that
I wanna shine bright like a diamond
Ned
THEN POUR GLITTER ON YOURSELF
No u
Peter
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| HUMAN |
| GLOW |
| STICK |
| ＿＿＿＿＿__ |
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
Well if sign bunny wants it, I'll do it
Ned
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NO |
| ＿＿＿＿＿__ |
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
I'm gonna do it
Ned
You have no impulse control
That is incorrect
Peter
*correct
bEtRaYaL!
But for real, what would happen?
I NEED to know
Ned
Just because you NEED to know doesn't mean you should try it yourself
Peter
Scientists? Offended
Ned
THEY DONT USE THEMSELVES FOR EXPERIMENTS
Peter
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THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU
Ned
THIS HOUSE IS A FACKING NIGHTMARE
GULP GULP I EAT THEM
LIGHTNING BUGS
Ned
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOU ARE READING
To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
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