To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 ✆

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╚ Bold- peter & ned ╝
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Ned
I'm in shock
How could you not tell me?!

????
What?

Peter
Confusion
Please explain

Ned
Ok, but I have to do something first

ɴᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ "ᴡʜᴏʀᴇs ғᴏʀ ⚡️ᴛʜᴏʀ⚡️"

Aw, but I liked Thorsty
Then again this has a nice ring to it

Ned
How could you not tell me you were going to meet Thor??!?!??!??

Wait, how'd you find out about that

Ned

Because of your Instagram
Why'd I have to find out like this

He's beautiful isn't he
I'm actually still with him
I might actually die from his godly presence

Peter
I thought you were joking when you said you were getting coffee with him and Nat

Bitch why would I lie about something like that?
They are my idols
I would never joke about meeting them

Ned
Wait
YOURE WITH THE BLACK WIDOW TOO?!

Lol of course I am
She's my new mom
Also, go like my new pic

Peter
Did she even notice you taking that?

Obviously
She gave me permission to post it
Her hair is still blonde and it's a look

Ned
I just might faint
Like you're having coffee with two Avengers
How'd you do it?

Peter
Dude! I'm an Avenger too

Shut it pipsqueak
You ain't that special
So all I did was ask Natasha if she could let me meet Thor and then she was like sure the three of us will get coffee together

Ned
That's all it took
So cool

On a completely unrelated note, I'm now an Asgardian :)
My life is complete

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

They wanted to say hi to you, Ned

Natasha
Hello

Thor
Hi

Ned
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF IS HAPPENING

:) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm so pleased with myself

Natasha
Why is it named Whores for ⚡️Thor⚡️

Peter
...

Because we love him
Isn't that right Peter?

Peter
...

Thor
Thanks I guess

Peter
(Y/n), don't you do it
I know what you're thinking

Who me?
Peter, why would you ever think so low of me
Why would I of all people do something so evil :)

Natasha
That smiley face is off putting
I've taught you well

Peter
(Y/n)

:)

Ned
Oh oh oh
I think I know what you're talking about

Thor
The face she is making at her phone makes me not want to let her meet Valkyrie

You're welcome :)
Also that hurt, Thor

Peter
...
That's fake
Never happened
Disregard that

Thor
I don't know what to think

Natasha
I'm pretty sure Tony watches that footage on repeat

Ha!
Ok, well bye boys
We have a coffee date to finish

Ned
Invite me next time

We'll see
Adios muchachos