✆ 𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔 ✆

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Avengers ASS-emble🍑

Bucky
It's been 84 years
Just bring them back already

Sam
This chat is so dry without the 2 pipsqueaks
Y'all are so lame

Nat
Hey dumbasses, just add them back then

Bucky
Oh

Sam
I forgot we could do that

Nat
You've been too busy wallowing in self pity to do anything

Tony
Steve's dumbassery is starting to rub off on you two and it shows

Steve
Hey!

Tony
Oh shut it, you know it's true

ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
sᴀᴍ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

Nat
You left the chat on your own accord

I stand by what I said
Even I am too weak to do the job

Peter
Still gonna kill you

Bucky
Oh what's this all about

Sam
FEED MY STARVING SOUL

Clint
I see you're at McDonald's. Buy me 4 large fries and I'll pay you back

Peter
Sometimes I forget you used to be a spy

Tony
I think we all forget that

Don't fack with me I have the power of greasy cheeseburgers and backwash coke on my side

Clint
So if that a yes for fries?

If you Venmo me some money

Clint
STARK, VENMO HER SOME MONEY
Thanks xoxo

Tony
[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] OFF, BARTON
-T.S. xoxo

Peter
Can I have some money

Tony
Just put $1000 into your account

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