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╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝
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Ｂｉｔｃｈｋｅｔｅｅｒｓ🌶🥵
Rise and shine
MJ
Old news
You're better than this
Trump I'm peached
Liz
That's his Google search history
It really is
I'm befriending aliens now
Liz
Bitch, you know Thor. Ofc you're befriending aliens
No like I'm befriending actual aliens that aren't Asgardians
MJ
Sometimes I forget what our world has become and then other times by best friend tells me she's replacing me with aliens
Liz
It be like that sometimes
I'm not replacing you. They're assholes. Lovable assholes
MJ
Girl don't make me say anything what it sounds like you're implying
...I'm going to go dowse myself in bleach
Liz
Smart
So how are you and Peter doing??
Besides his lack of self preservation skills, we're great
MJ
I'm not even going to ask
Liz
So what's it like? How do you feel when you're with him?
Stupid. I feel stupid
MJ
Good. Glad you're self aware
Hey!
Liz
She's not wrong tho
I am being attacked in my own home!
911 hello my friends are being fat-kidneyed rascals
MJ
Oh dear lord she's going to insult us Shakespearean style
Liz
Shit
MJ
You can say that again
Liz
That
You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness
Liz
Bitch
MJ
COME AT ME YOU LONESOME TOAD
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases
MJ
HOLD ME BACK
Liz
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Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell
MJ
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I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAAAAAHHHHH
Liz
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Liz
OOOOH THINGS ARE GETTING REAL INTENSE INSIDE THE RING
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
MJ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
YEET
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Liz
And the winner is inconclusive because I don't want to die!
MJ
Smart
Liz
I occasionally am
I totally won
MJ
In your dreams
No, in your dreams
Watch your back, MJ. I'm friends with assassins :)
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