To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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I didn't want to do this, but I was talking to
my friend and she's a genius so I'm doing it
GIMME THEM ALIENS

Peter
WE MUST FREE OUR OUTER WORLDLY COUSINS

THE GOVERNMENT IS A SHAM. THEY BE HIDING THEM ALIENS FROM US

Tony
Kids, you know that aliens are real
Remember New York? What about Thanos? Thor's an alien. I know you know Thor

Thor's on my side, Toe Knee
He wants to free his friends

Thor
For the record, I never said that

Ok, that's true but FREE THE ALIENS

Tony
Go to space then

Peter
Been there. Done that

ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ

Peter
I've never been to oovoo javer

Tony
Why are there 2 teenagers in this chat again?
What has my life become?
I'm so done with this shit.

You added me so... it's kind of your fault

Peter
That too is what happened for me

Tony
I regret all my life choices

Clint
Mood

THE ALIENS, TOE KNEE. I WANT TO FREE THEM FROM AREA 51

Tony
I own Area 51

Peter

Rhodey
Since when

Tony
The government quietly put it up for sale and I bought it

Rhodey
Wait, you were the idiot that bought it way back then? I thought you were broke

But he's like rich????

Tony
My broke is not the same as your broke

Peter
So... will you free our alien friends??