To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔     Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- avengers ╝
Ａｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ ＡＳＳ-ｅｍｂｌｅ🍑

Bucky
People keep looking at me like I killed their great great grand-dog

Sam
It's because you're ugly

Bucky
Bitch

Steve
It's because you're carrying around a giant knife at the meet and greet

Bucky
False. It's a safety stick
Get it right Steve

Sam
Yeah Steve get it right

Steve
Well sorry for telling the truth

Nat
Lame

What the hell is going on??
YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A MEET AND GREET AND DIDNT TELL ME
I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY

Bucky
Blame Steve. He doesn't like to have fun

Nat
Mr I like to follow the rules when they work in my favor and make everyone else suffer

Steve
What the hell, Nat

Tony
Ooooooh Steve said a bad language word

Steve
It slipped one time!

Tony
Me: shit!
U.S. I have a stick up my Ass: lAnGuAgE!

Why are you all bullying Captain America

Steve
Thank you, (Y/n)

You know his old heart can't handle the stress

Steve
I take back my thank you

Captain America is bullying me
I am being oppressed by the man with a plan 😭😭

Bucky
You punk
Now she's crying

Peter
Steve just threw his phone at Bucky's head and the crowd is having a collective orgasm

PETER HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME

Peter
Who's Peter? I only know Spider-Man

Spider-bitch 🖕

Peter
I TOO BLAME STEVE

Tony
Kid

Peter
Suddenly I can't read

Tony
"The crowd is having a collective orgasm"

YEESSS rip him to shreds Toe Knee!!