To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙴𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚜 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔     Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- avengers ╝
Ｍｅｍｅｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ

Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane thortilla

Shuri
Rise and shine bitches

Bucky
It is 2:18 in the morning
W h y ? ? 

Pussy

Shuri
Facking white ass colonizers always complaining about first world problems

The nerve

Bucky
Wtf

Fcking borky

Shuri
Henceforth I will be referring to you as Borky

Sam
Ha! bOrKy

Bucky
I will stab you in your sleep

Winterfalcon

Bucky
wHAT?!

Sam
I would rather go up against Thanos dressed up as a hot nurse
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟸:𝟸𝟸 ᴀᴍ

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟾:𝟶𝟼 ᴀᴍ

Peter
HOW DID I MISS THIS
bORKY & tHORTILLA

Thor
Change my contact to that immediately

Been there. Done that

Thor
⚡️💛⚡️

I love my fathor ⚡️💛⚡️

Wanda
GUYS GUESS WHAT

Peter
What

Wanda
While I was sleeping I accidentally made some chicken nuggets!

Shuri
Nugget kween

A true hero
Has anyone heard from Borky

Thor
He's crying into a pillow and looks like a sad 13 year old emo child

Peter
I didn't know it was possible to love someone this much

Bucky
Is it national attack Bucky day or something?

Wanda
It's actually universal attack Borky day

And I oop-

Sam
Greasy ass hobo motherfacker

Bucky
Respect your elders!

Thor
Psh, you're like a [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing infant