•The Assassin's Teacher• ((Saiki K. x Assassination Classroom Crossover))

Tasks

A.N

Last Time...

"Saiki-Kun! Let's go out for a swim!" she laughed and pulled Saiki, inside she was blushing like a mad man, and externally...she was too.

With Saiki (Omniscient)

After swimming and ramen noodles which Nendou wanted with his Best Buddy, they all split different ways by nightfall.

"It was nice seeing you, Best Buddy!" Nendou waved goodbye with Kaidou, Kuboyasu, and Teruhashi behind him as they also waved. "I hope we'll see you again soon! We have to catch an early-morning flight tomorrow," Teruhashi said aswell, Kaidou and Kuboyasu said their goodbyes too, though Kaidou began to fear Saiki ever so slightly and Kuboyasu...it was mixed emotions.

He was happy that his friend (his once known to be a weak and puny friend) now had muscle, strength, and talent, like never before, but he was also jealous (Which Saiki never understood why) because of his looks that anyone would kill for.

Saiki waved goodbye as he lifted his hand into the air for at least three seconds and then dropped it to his side and walked away as he kicked a few rocks under his foot. Today was too close for his comfort as he almost turned them all to stone on more than one occasion that day.

Saiki came to near misses when he forgot to think 'Don't stone them' over and over in his head, today for him was what felt like a 90 hour day.

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When Saiki got to the retirement home to see his grandmother it was loud but not as chaotic as in the morning, with elderly people chanting some nonsense as they began to get tired, and people who actually worked at the retirement home began to actually do their job, and not hide in trees or bushes, like they usually did.

"Kusuo!" Kiyo went over to him as he opened and closed the entrance door behind him. "Great to see you back! Did you stone anyone?" she asked and Saiki shook his head, "No thankfully," he sighed in relief, Kiyo chuckled a bit, but kept her promise and slapped Saiki's green glasses back into his hand.

"You did it the hard way, but you did it none the less. I'm proud," she smothered her voice and pinched his cheek in a more abusive than kind manner.

"Okay, okay, okay, ow, ow ow," Kiyo tugged on his face as if trying to rip off the skin that held onto Saiki's clear face. "Kusuo, toughen-up, and do as the Westerns say 'Suck it up, buttercup! Don't go snatching my weave, you lit ass hoe, caw caw modahfuckah! Be as crusty as pizza rolls, be fam. I got my ice, I got my weave, I'm making it rain with dollah bills, you sick dope!"

Saiki stood there confused as he rubbed his cheek to make the red, pinch marks go away, "I don't think anyone says that..." Saiki said, Kiyo stopped, "You'll be surprised..." she clapped her hands together. "Continue like this and we'll have you back to work in no time!" Saiki held a wanted groan back.

"Now lets yeet! The police are probably after me..." he walked in a fast pace towards the door. "Is that more foreign slang?"

Kiyo shook her head, "No the police are really after me..."

Saiki rubbed his head.

Though after dealing with the police, everything went away fairly easily, until...

"Kusuo, I want you to visit your father," she said, as Saiki almost walked away to the retirement home, Saiki stayed quiet, he doesn't know how things were with his family, but he doesn't want to see them, much less his father.

"I know it'll be a little difficult, but do the hard part now before it gets too difficult." she spoke, "That's your task for tomorrow, even if you are a very talented psychic, you still need your family," Saiki nodded. She was right.

So Saiki went away back to the crappy excuse of a hotel ("Oh you are back, damn it..."), changed his clothes and laid in bed, though he wasn't sure if he slept or not, but to him it felt like he didn't, even though he woke up to the sound of his phone going off.

Karasuma
Hey Saiki, hurry things up if you can time is ticking.

Jelavic

Kusuo! I one the challenge, but that's not the point. It's been a while since you've come back.

Saiki groaned as his eyes adjusted to the light of his phone.

Group Chat Made

Untitled.

Jelavic, Karasuma, and Saiki Kusuo were added.

Saiki Kusuo
What happened at this time in the morning?

Karasuma
We get that we tracked you and all, but we do need you back here. I have more than one job, and one of them is not taking care of students.

Saiki Kusuo
I am a student.

Karasuma
Not now you aren't

Jelavic

Karasuma, tone it down a bit, he's still only 16.

Karasuma
Whatever.

Karasuma
Are you training or what?

Saiki Kusuo.
I am, just I need to sleep, I'm working on not wearing my glasses.

Karasuma
Saiki, that's fine. Hurry it up though.

Saiki Kusuo
Yeah sure, I'll be back on Season 2, maybe late or mid-season two.

Jelavic
What is that supposed to mean? The second semester?

Jelavic
And why is my new phone suddenly lagging?

Jelavic is facing some connection failure, please re-invite Jelavic into the group chat in 10 seconds.

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You may now enter Jelavic back in.

Though Saiki logged out of the group chat, and they the phone to the foot of the bed.

"Yare, yare I need to stop breaking the fourth wall so often."

And that's when Saiki went into a dreamless, lifeless tiresome, dream.