•The Assassin's Teacher• ((Saiki K. x Assassination Classroom Crossover))

Space Demands.

With Saiki (Limited)

To Saiki's surprise, the large possibly American man began to clap. "Well before any of that," he stated, "Let me give you kids a big round of applause for the balls that have got you this far."

Nagisa stepped back, "Uh, that you...I guess?" he asked the man, while Saiki knew from multiple experiences that this is too good to be true, no one just goes down like that, like a moth drawn to a lantern at the peak of the night.

"Karma stands ground," Saiki whispered as Karma (Who seemed to have a dead man in his hands) nodded slightly, while all the attention was mostly to Nagisa who seemed to be the brains of the operation, while Karma and Saiki were just the fists.

"You can't seriously think we're going that easy to take out. We're not gonna drop to our knees over a bomb,"

"You won't have knees," Saiki sharply countered, but his sharp tongue was ignored as it usually tended to be.

"Think about it," The astronaut said with cold heartless eyes, "We're astronauts,"

"I could have sworn you were my server at WacDonalds," Saiki said as the astronauts looked sharply towards him, as he had offended their a little larger than the usual large boss.

"We are astronauts, we came up here knowing full well that death is an occupational hazard," he said as the team of nerds ganged up.

"I'm so scared I forgot to be scared," Saiki floated around, with a given of grand total of zero shits were handed out to anyone everyone and possibly anyone.

The three hummed at the stubbornness of the man, as he only smirked, through his Saint Nickolas beard. "What do you say about that we put down the weapons?" he asked, "We're willing to talk this out like civilized people, but first all you kids have to do is to let out crew mate go," he said, Saiki was still on defense.

Nagisa and Karma looked Saiki (who was basically having the best time in his life mid-air,) Saiki nodded, as Karma let the man out of the headlock and Mizui slipped out, and with a grumble that made him sound like he had better things to do than talk with a bunch of kids who hacked onto a spacecraft, and went to his respected sides.

"This. Is. Nuts." Mizui said professionally, "Even if you find a way to properly steal our data, how do you even plan on getting back home?" he asked, "You plan on going to ask the guy you just threatened with a knife to give you a lift?" he was being a sarcastic brat at the moment, but little do they know they actually have a plan.

"We have our ways of managing on our own,"

Now they do know.

"We got away to work out the return orbit- calculations to the last decimal, thank you very much," Saiki told them as he swam across the air, and spun around. The astronaut's eyes were on him, most likely questioning if the seventeen-year-old was okay, and if they were to vocalize that question, their answer would be: "Eh who knows,"

"Yep!" Ritsu chirped happily as usual.

"So there's that." Nagisa pulled back his knife to be facing away from everyone, Saiki stopped and stood floating in the air behind them. "And of course the fact: that our main teacher can do whatever mine-turning we need from midair," he concluded.

"That's incredibly reckless!" one of the astronauts panicked very clearly, "Is this actually fun for you? For any of you?" another asked. "I know we all think we're invincible when we're young but damn. You guys are taking another step!" he said wildly.

Nagisa did not look happy that this is what the astronauts were saying to them, they were looking at the kid's ages, and not the fact that they single-handily took down an entire government-operated space center.

"That's clever, economy wreckers." Saiki scoffed, "You know fine ancient ones, we don't actually wanna be here, you know that right? Nopey-croaky." Saiki shook his head as he made fun of the astronaut's old age. "I'm here to find something that could help me walk again," he said and he went to stand in front of Nagisa and Karma.

Saiki laughed a little bit and crossed his arms over his chest. "I would much rather be at my house with my parents and my annoying friends than be in space any day of the week," he told them, as they surprisingly listened in. "And I bet ten that Karma isn't here because he wants to be either," Saiki told them.

"That's right!" Karma said, "Uh-uh, I wouldn't really care if I came up here or not. But I know I'm here because my best friend asked me to come along with him."

"Seriously?" Saiki turned to him. "I could have bet it was because to wanted to beat up some fossil that wouldn't listen to you," Saiki commented.

"Hey! We're not that old you shrimp!"

"But all that aside, we know we're not invincible. And even if we used to be." he turned to Saiki, "That could be changed in a matter of years, we've actually given it a lot of thought that last few months." he told them calmly in a peaceful way, "Look at us. We're a bunch of kids prepared to assassinate our teacher. And one unlucky one who was placed into this chance by a snitch who couldn't keep their brother's life in the down-low,"

Saiki looked at Karma sorrowfully, "So you should know that puts us in a unique position. We know and understand how fragile life is. Just like you, am I right?" he questioned.

'Oh gods, please make this fast so I can go back home, please?'