Why to Not Wake Michael Clifford (Ever) ~SOSventures~ {2019}

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Sometimes it takes a little push. A push big enough for someone to go on and figure something out. It's pretty much life. To notice the big steps and try to go through them, and beat them down.

Well...that wasn't clearly the case for us. Yes,we went through a lot to get here, but in the end there's something we don't really go through. Or want to go through. Waking up Michael Gordon Clifford. We would gladly go around that fence. If there's any way we could avoid waking Michael up, we honestly would!

You see, if you wake Michael up. All hell will rain upon you, and he says the scariest things. Honestly, here's a few things he's said to us when we've woken him up.

"If you fucking wake me up one more time, I'm gonna perform a fucking exorcism on your dead body! And than I'm gonna throw you in a lake with an anchor tied on your leg!"

That was was he said to Luke. Honestly, Luke never woke him up again. You see, when Michael started telling us these scary things when we woke him up, we didn't tell the rest of the group until they did it. Because we didn't want to wake him up again.

At first, we all thought he was joking around. Like, in a joking manner. That's until we saw his face and we decided it was a bad idea to wake him up! Yes, he looks like a kitten in the outside. But on the inside, he's about to release the mother fricken devil. For he is the Satan Spawn!

The only person that can actually wake him up, is Crystal..or Sierra. When it's Crystal or Sierra, he's all sweet and kind. Now of it's Luke, Calum, Ashton, or I...he's gonna fuckin explode and cut our bodies in half! No joke, I think he keeps a knife under his pillow JUST for us to wake him up!

The last time Calum woke him up, he grumbled like a car and glared at him all day! You don't wake up Michael and it's a fact! You're gonna die!

When I woke up Michael, he told me he was going to tie me to a tree, beat me with a stick, condemn me to hell, bring me back...and throw me in fire! But not before exploding fireworks on my face, bulldozing me, and burying me underground.

It was a scary time.

But the only time we had an advantage...was when we were on tour. And we needed to wake him up. Well...we didn't. But we had another advantage! We had Drew, Alex, and Matt. And they had no clue what Michael would say if they woke him up.

So long story short, Alex heard our conversation about who was going to wake Michael, so he told us that Matt was our key to it! As Matt was a more newer part and he had no idea what Michael would do.

Yeah, so when Matt woke him up....Michael told him that if he woke him up again, he was going to chop him up into little pieces as the smurph's from smurph village would watch and cheer! And then feed him to Petunia!

I know...fricking scary. I know that I wouldn't want to be Petunias lunch. But even worse, Matt told Drew and Alex! Which evolved into Drew not wanting to ever wake Michael up! Like come on! We need some sort of bait! Luke, Calum, Ashton, and I can't wake him up! We have too many times that we think Michael's actually going to send us to hell!

We don't want that... And I don't think you would either.

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I'm back! Finally! Long story short, I have a 2 hour delay today, so it gave me an advantage to write! And that's where this idea came in! I'm sorry I've been absent. It's just school keeps me busy! I'll try and be more active! I have a load more of ideas to write out!

Have a good day guys! Love you! 😘😍❤️

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