Coco Bean [Sanders Sides Analogical AU]

Da Kiddos

(Not my art at the top)

Remy di Angelo
Age: 23 years
Height: 5'10"
Eyes: stormy grey
Hair: black, tips dyed indigo
Pronouns: he/him or they/them
Sexuality: homoromantic and homosexual
Relationship status: dating Emile Picani
Personally:
-snarky, sassy, and bitchy
-always has a snippy comeback or joke
-can be clingy and insanity protective of the ones he loves
-if he loves you he will spoil you rotten
-can ruin your life in a few clicks on his phone
-insomniac
Living condition: living with his younger brother Virgil in a small, lovely house (two story, two bedroom, two bathroom, single kitchen and living room along with laundry room and porch. The bedrooms and bathrooms are upstairs while everything else is downstairs)
Job/school level: third year in online college to become a neurosurgeon, works at a café with his boyfriend, Emile Picani.
Likes:
-coffee
-Starbucks
-his little brother
-his boyfriend
-sleeping
-the fall
-independence
-cuddles and affection
-the tiny freckles underneath Virgil's eyes, on his nose and cheeks
Dislikes:
-summer
-bullies
-anyone who picks on his brother or boyfriend
-his parents
-tea
-being left alone
-the tiny circular scars over and under Virgil's lips (he refuses to tell Virgil about them, no matter how many times the puffball asks)

Virgil di Angelo
Age: 17 years old
Height: 5'2"
Eyes: left pale violet, right stormy grey with violet flecks
Hair: wavy white (he's an albino baby), tips dyed an ombré powder blue, pink, and purple
Pronouns: any really, but prefers he/him
Sexuality: pan-romantic and homosexual
Relationship status: single as a Pringle
Personality:
-bubbly, happy, ball of pureness
-too innocent for his own good
-anxious lil baby who needs hugs
-can be clingy, but most of the time is too nervous
Living conditions: living under the custody of his older brother, Remy
Job/school level: senior in high school, works at an animal shelter on weekends, but also an amazing nail stylist
Likes:
-his big brother
-his friends
-his grandparents
-any animal
-hugs, cuddles, and affection
-pastel, soft, or light colors
-dresses
-flower crowns
-drawing, sketching, painting, sculpting, basically any art form
-skipping, bouncing, twirling, and dancing
-sunsets, sunrises, and night time
-fairy lights
-soft, comfortable clothing
-blankets
-animal stuffies
-painting people's nails, dying their hair, and doing their makeup
-the freckles dusted under his eyes, on his nose, and on his cheeks
-making animal noises (kitten mews, puppy whimpers, bird chirps, etc.) to amuse his friends
Dislikes:
-mean people
-his bullies
-people who hurt animals
-secrets
-being made fun of
-his anxieties
-being seen as a joke or looked down on for being "girlie"
-really dark clothes
-loud noises/yelling, screaming, and shouting

Emile Picani
Age: 22 years
Height: 5'6"
Eyes: caramel brown
Hair: curly strawberry blond, tips dyed magenta
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: biromantic and asexual
Relationship status: dating Remy di Angelo
Personality:
-friendly, but smart
-always willing to help
-difficult to annoy
-is very interested in phycology
Living conditions: lives in a college dorm with a roommate (unnamed)
Job/school level: second year in phycology school, works at a café with his boyfriend, Remy de Angelo
Likes:
-cartoons
-his boyfriend
-Virgil
-milkshakes
-his school
-helping people
-his work
-his younger brother, Patton Picani
Dislikes:
-negativity
-rude people
-not being able to help people
-bullies
-failing

Patton Picani
Age: 17 years
Height: 5'4"
Eyes: baby blue with tiny flecks of brown
Hair: strawberry blond, front fades to powder blue
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: demiromantic and asexual
Relationship status: single
Personality:
-happy, and friendly, like a dad
-can be goofy and a bit childish
-could mess you up if you do anything hurtful to his friends
Living condition: lives with his parents
Job/school level: senior in high school, dog walker
Likes:
-puppies
-kittens
-flowers
-cookies
-his parents
-his friends
-his older brother, Emile Picani
-his cat hoodie
-cartoon movies
-fun songs
-dad jokes and puns
Dislikes:
-swearing
-bullies
-people picking on his friends and family
-abuse of any kind
-sex and sex jokes
-spider

Logan Wright
Age: 17 years
Height: 5'7"
Eyes: deep navy blue
Hair: scruffy dark brown, tips dyed dark blue
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: beanromantic and homosexual
Relationship status: single
Personality:
-cold, 'emotionless', stoic
-can get into really heated arguments over the littlest things, like a grammar mistake
-loyal to his friends
-loves spoiling the ones closest to him
-only shows emotions to his family and close friends
-will not hesitate to throw a dictionary at you if you're annoying him
Living condition: lives with the twins, Remus Laurent and Roman Laurent in a two bed room, two bathroom apartment
Job/school level: senior in high school, works at a local bookstore
Likes:
-reading
-writing
-learning new things
-his few friends
-correcting people
-being right
-debates
-beans (people type)
-astronomy
-dark-ish clothes
Dislikes:
-being put in detention
-assholes
-narcissists
-bullies
-being seen as a joke
-loosing a friend
-not being taken seriously, but this honestly depends on the day

Remus Laurent
Age: 17 years
Height: 5'8"
Eyes: amber
Hair: scruffy auburn, single streak on his bangs dyed grey
Pronouns: literally any
Sexuality: aromatic and homosexual
Relationship status: single, never to be in a relationship
Personality:
-psychotic, goofy, out-of-the-ordinary, bizarre
- crazy and irrational, but over protective of those he loves
- basically a chaotic dumbass
-actually rather intelligent
Living condition: lives with his twin brother, Roman Laurent, and a mutual friend, Logan Wright
Job/school level: senior in high school, works as a cashier at a grocery store
Likes:
-octopi
-green
-slime
-climbing trees
-picking fights with random wildlife (can't do it in front of Virgil)
-swearing (but doesn't in front of Virgil)
-inappropriate jokes (not in front of Virgil)
-his friends
-his brother?
Dislikes:
-bullies
-assholes
-anyone who's mean to Virgil or Janus
-smartasses
-people who thinks they know everything, but are really just dumbasses
-narcissists

Roman Laurent
Age: 17 years
Height: 5'6"
Eyes: emerald green
Hair: bright, wavy auburn
Pronouns: he/him or she/her
Sexuality: aromantic and asexual
Relationship status: single, also never to be in a relationship
Personality:
-egotistical, some would say narcissistic, but not really
-loyal
-brave bumbass
-dramatic dumbass
-theater nerd
-hopeless romantic
Living condition: lives with his twin brother Remus Laurent and friend Logan Wright
Job/school level: senior in high school, works as a cashier with Remus
Likes:
-Disney
-musicals
-dress up
-performances
-acting
-singing
-his brother?
-his friends
-annoying Logan so much he gets a book thrown at him
Dislikes:
-assholes
-bullies
-know-it-all's
-villains
-snakes
-spiders
-gloomy people
-people better than him
-someone flashier than him
-not being a hero

Janus McLee
Age: 17 years
Height: 5'3"
Eyes: right crystal blue, left golden brown
Hair: golden blond with brown roots
Pronouns: he/him or they/them
Sexuality: demiromantic and pansexual
Relationship status: single
Personality:
-smart, clever, and deceiving
-sarcastic
-he's a walking lie detector
-best lier we know of
Living condition: lives in a single bedroom and bathroom villa he owns
Job/school level: senior in high school, works at McDonalds and deals with the Karens, Sharons, and Brendas for the newer employees
Likes:
-snakes
-his friends
-being a sarcastic bastard
-hissing
-the look of pure and utter frustration and defeat on a Karens', Sharons', or Brendas' face every time he faces one
-helping out the new employees
-spoiling his friends with free McDonalds
-gold and yellow
Dislikes:
-Karens, Sharons, and Brendas (and their spawn if they bring them)
-having to bring the poor manager into an argument
-anyone messing with Virgil or Remus
-bullies
-assholes
-narcissistic people
-loud or obnoxious people
-smartass teachers

Ships in the story include:
Eventual Analogical (obviously), established Remile, and eventual Moceit (due to popular demand)

Remus and Roman will be single babies, and are be completely happy with it