Chapter 87

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Oscar's POV:

My alarm goes off

"Oscar turn it off" Marcy groans

"Don't tell me what to do" I respond

He growls and shuts off my alarm

"Vince get up, we should shower and nurse our hangovers before the kids wake up"

"What are we doing on the floor and why are we naked" he asked

"You're a horny drunk"

"I'm a horny man in general" he mumbles

"I am well aware"

I got up and grabbed my clothes off the floor

"Fucking hell what happen yesterday it hurts to sit" he groaned

"You don't remember anything from yesterday" I questioned amused

"Is there something I should remember" he asked confused and I laughed

"You were my bitch last night and might I add you really know how to throw that ass back" I laughed

"No" he said in disbelief

"In my defense you were completely sober when I pegged you"

"Did I like it"

"Are you gay"

"Yes"

"That's your answer. Now get up so we can be dressed and ready why our little woman comes down for breakfast"

"Little woman" he questioned

"Wow how much did you drink"

"A lot"

"Any ways Noelle got her first period yesterday"

"Fuck What do we do" he panicked

"You're not allowed to drink" i told him and walked away

After a much needed shower I went to the kitchen to start making Noelle's favorite breakfast. Chicken and waffles

Vince came down first which was expected considering the kids will never wake up before 1 on the weekends

"Did that shower help" I asked

"Yeah but Im still so hungover and my ass hurts"

"You were a 34 year old virgin. If anything it was my duty to swipe your v card"

"Why's that"

"Because you're my husband and being a virgin and obsessed with Star Wars would make you an even bigger loser" I teased

"Ew gross! Why are you talking about sex in the kitchen? People eat here" Wyatt came down in underwear

"Wyatt put on clothes"

"Why it's only us today"

"Because surprisingly we don't wanna see our son half naked"

"I'll change after breakfast" he said while digging through the fridge

"Wyatt I swear to God if you don't put that milk in a cup you're paying for groceries next month"

"We're all family so what's the big deal" Wyatt defended his habit of drinking straight out of the milk carton

"We don't know where your mouth has been" I joked

"Don't worry about it" Wyatt responded

Our attention was drawn towards the sound of a door slamming

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