シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽

~Text messages~

If there what is one thing (y/n) loved more than Five, it was pranks. Especially when pranking Five. He was just so fun to mess with, since he didn't know much about this generation (GEN Z) and all the fun jokes there are, Five be like 👁👄👁.

Five✨

Five darling, your my best friend ✨

Well I would hope so

But there's a few things that you don't know yet~

And what would that be?

Like why I borrow your lipstick so often 💄

I don't use lipstick (y/n).

I'm using your shirt as a pillow case~

Oh really~

I wanna ruin our friendship ✋

What? Why? (y/n) I'm coming over.

We should be lovers instead ❤️

Wait, seriously? You know what (y/n) I'm coming over.

~The night ended with Five teleporting to her overjoyed saying that he loved her too. They cuddled and watched movies until they fell asleep on each other.~

Five✨

What does IDK, ILY, and TTLY mean?

I don't know, I love you and Talk to you later

Ok bye, I love you too (y/n).

No- Five- I didn't mean-

It's fine, I'll just ask Klaus.

I-

Five✨

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(Y/n) I don't have time for this.

Please 🥺

Ugh fine. I don't know, why?

:D ok to get to the idiots house
Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken :D

...
Listen here motherfucker-

Five ✨

Hey Fivey!

Yes darling?

You look like you can't swim :)

Excuse me?

I said what I said

Listen here-

~ Five teleported to (y/n)'s location, grabbed her and then proceeded to teleport them to the pubic pool
"Five what the fuc- why are we here??"
"You said I look like I can't swim, well we're here cause I'm gonna prove you wrong." Five said glaring. (Y/n) started laughing her ass off as Five teleported into a bathing suit and dove into the water.~

Five ✨

Aye yo shawdy where my hug at 🥶

Excuse me?

Shawdy fr stop playin where my hug at? 👏🥱

You need to stop hanging out with Klaus.