"Survivorsss"
TerrorShockn't: What the hell was that sound?!
Sonic: someone was either dying or having a really strong orgasm
LuckyGay: Fiona, was that you??
Cockroach: urgh
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Nightingalowo: IT'S SAM
Nightingalowo: HE WON'T STOP CRYING AND I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT TO DO
Nightingalowo: HELP
DanceToForget: oh yea, Demi is matching right now...
CowardBrat: MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY??!
Nightingalowo: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GIVE TO HIM
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FiveOfMeButBritish: you give him milk :/
DoraThe_Explorer: HSSJSHDJD JOSE, GO GET YOUR KID
FiveOfMeButBritish: I WOULD IF I COULD
FiveOfMeButBritish: I'M WAITING FOR A MATCH
Nightingalowo: HE'S CRYING EVEN HARDER NOW
FiveOfMeButBritish: JUST GIVE HIM THE MILK
Nightingalowo: HOW DO I BREASTFEED A KID THAT IT'S NOT MINE??
FiveOfMeButBritish: Demi left a bottle of milk in the kitchen before she went to the Lakeside.
FiveOfMeButBritish: it's probably in the freezer, I don't know how breast milk works :/
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: wait
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: a bottle in the freezer?
FiveOfMeButBritish: yea I'm pretty sure it was a bottle
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: how does the bottle look like?
FiveOfMeButBritish: uhhh it has blue butterflies on it. And it's a bottle :/
FiveOfMeButBritish: why do you ask?
FiveOfMeButBritish:
FiveOfMeButBritish: Kreacher you didn't-
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP
BlindfoldOn: EWWWW
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I'M NOT FEELING SO WELL-
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MetalAttractor: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
MetalAttractor: ALL OF THIS BECAUSE OF A CHILD
Nightingalowo: WHAT DO I DO NOW??
Rat: TRY TO SEE IF HE SHAT HIMSELF
Nightingalowo: I CHECKED HIS DIAPER 3 TIMES ALREADY
Nightingalowo: WHAT DO I DO WITH THE CHILD??!
Rat: UHHHH
Rat: CONSUME IT!
DaVinky: NO, DON'T EAT IT!!
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SubNaib: Damn that match took forever... I died surprisingly quick
Nightingalowo: MR SUBEDAR
Nightingalowo: HOW IS MISS BOURBON DOING OUT THERE???
SubNaib: She's kiting really well, actually!
SubNaib: ah... I missed this... the days when kiting was actually good...
QueenBee: :(
DaVinky: D:
MetalAttractor: ...
CursesToCurse: all of us kiters are crying right now because of that comment, Naib :/
SubNaib: maybe it will enlighten something in you :/
Nightingalowo: THE KID WON'T STOP CRYING
Nightingalowo: DON'T THESE THINGS HAVE A MUTE BUTTON???
Nightingalowo: DO THEY EVER GET TIRED???
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