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MY MAN GREW BALLS

Before the chapter!
A lot of people were confused about the time in this fic, so just to clear things up: this is fiction, so the time passes a lot faster in here. Also, remember that all of this is a joke and FAR from canon. Enjoy the chapter! ^^

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"Survivorsss"

OwlLover: why did I just find fanart of me x Sans from Undertale?

CursesToCurse: HSKASDEBS WHAT

OwlLover: there's more than it seems
OwlLover: I'm not happy
OwlLover: I FOUND ONE WITH SONIC NOO😭 WE'RE HAVING A THREESOME

QueenBee: *commits arson cutely 🥺*

Sonic: why are you even searching for that????

OwlLover: cuz I have a death wish. Duh 🙄

BondageKink: I beg your pardon, sir. But this ain't the right time to search for fictional character intercourse 🤏🤠

EmilyDrier: literally, we need to help this poor baby

CristianoRonaldo: can he walk now?

EmilyDrier: kinda-ish? He's a baby, remember that

Drinkx3: PLS HE STARTED WALKING A WEEK AGO AND HE ALREADY BROKE A BONE 😭😭

MetalAttractor: DEMI PLS YOU SHOULD CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR CHILD

Drinkx3: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? I think I care way too much, in fact!! He barely talks and he already threatens!!!

SubNaib: oh shut up, Sam is adorable

CristianoRonaldo: IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, CUZ YOU'RE THE ONLY ADULT HE'S ACTUALLY NICE TO

SubNaib: what can I say? Babies adore me 😌

EmmaWoody: how did he even fall??

CristianoRonaldo: He was playing with Robbie and Gaby, and forgot he's a baby.

SubNaib: he just has an adventurous spirit! Hey, Kurt! Maybe yall will be friends 😀

DoraThe_Explorer: yey!!!

EmilyDrier: he's a baby, so the fact that he broke a bone at such young age is really dangerous. He's really fragile, after all
EmilyDrier: I did as much as I could, but make sure he doesn't move around too much

Drinkx3: noted

1 participant is now online.

WheresMyMelanin: Kreacher, could you give me back my sunscreen? :/

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: please, it's so hot today!! I need it more than you do

WheresMyMelanin: TRUST ME, YOU DON'T

DoraThe_Explorer: honey, give him back the sunscreen-

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: no!

TinyWand: idiot...

WheresMyMelanin: Kreacher, I don't wanna be that guy, but I can easily get a skin infection, or even cancer, if I don't put that thing on my face 😄

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: so can I, you're not special

Rat: is he dumb or is he just pretending?

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: OH SHUT UP LUCA

EmilyDrier: Kreacher, do I really need to explain this to you? 😐

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: mah man can just not get out of the house. It is that simple 🙄

TinyWand: ignorant...