"Survivorsss"
SubNaib: I have a problem
SubNaib: like a huge one
Rat: your life?
BondageKink: your dignity?
Cockroach: your pride?
SubNaib: okay listen here you little shits
SubNaib: it's material
Rat: so your ass?
SubNaib: >:(
SubNaib: I left a bottle of alcohol in Martha's room on accident
SubNaib: and knowing Martha as I know her, I'm sure she already drank every drop inside of it, because technically "it's legal" now
SubNaib: and I wanna prevent her from doing something that might ruin my life
SubNaib: I mean
SubNaib: her life
Drinkx3: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT LIKE WHERE DID YOU GET THE BOTTLE???
SubNaib: a crying Joseph and a drunk Antonio, don't ask
SubNaib: anyways, because my moto is Safety First, I was thinking of knocking her out with a kick on the neck
SubNaib: fast and efficient
QueenBee: that's your Safety First goal?💀
SubNaib: hey, I'm a very safe person!
Cockroach: WHEN WE WENT TO THE TINY HOUSE, THE CAR STARTED WORKING BY ITSELF
Cockroach: AND YOU CLIMBED ON TOP OF THE CAR TO STOP IT
SubNaib: AT LEAST I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WHILE YOU JUST WATCHED AND LAUGHED
Drinkx3: okay first things first, shove her in the shower with cold water running
Rat: no no no
Rat: slap the shit out of her to wake her up to the real world
Drinkx3: NO LUCA, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
Rat: it worked with Edgar
DaVinky: YOU DID WHAT TO ME???
Rat: at least you came back to your simple senses!
DaVinky: NO I DIDN'T CUZ I WAS WEARING
DaVinky: ...that
EmilyDrier: you mean, your Adidas jacket?
Noaman: oh please, no one wears Adidas anymore
DaVinky: EXACTLY
SubNaib: cold shower then 💀
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MailMan: I hope Martha's okay :(
TotallyNotChloe: my baby T____T
WheresMyMelanin: she's gonna be fine, Vic
WheresMyMelanin: Naib is a great dad
CristianoRonaldo: NO HE'S NOT LMAO
Rat: you act like you are
CristianoRonaldo: thanks for the touching part 🤨
Drinkx3: you're a great dad, hun. Don't listen to him ^^
CristianoRonaldo: you're the only thing keeping me sane rn, to be honest 😀
Rat: anyways I'm horny
CowardBrat: PFFT GOOD FOR YOU IG
TinyWand: ask one of your partners to talk dirty to you
Rat: okay so, Andrew will start reading the Bible
Rat: Edgar just doesn't know what they're doing
Rat: and Victor...
MailMan: :D
Rat: oh poor sweet innocent baby, no...
MailMan: Hey! I can be kinky >:0
Rat: the last time I asked you to talk dirty to me, you were so nervous, you accidentally said you've been a "bad boy" cuz you kicked a chicken
MailMan: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
QueenBee: YOU KICKED A WHAT
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SubNaib: so update
SubNaib: Martha is trying to eat my arm
SubNaib: she also tried to shoot me 5 times with her gun
SubNaib: what are we talking about
EmilyDrier: she really said nom nom💀
Rat: I'm horny
SubNaib: Welp, Andrew is basically your only reliable source now
Rat: but like
Rat: Vic's got a better ass 😩
WheresMyMelanin: do not lust over h-
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: Jesus, you're right
Rat: Andrew, would you-
WheresMyMelanin: "The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; His mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness." Lamentations; 3:22-23
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