"Survivorsss"
Rat: which one of you people left a lipstick at the waiting table?
TotallyNotChloe: I always leave my cosmetics in my room before matches. So it wasn't me for sure
Noaman: is it black? Cuz if it is, then it's probably mine. Today I used the butler costume and I think I lost my lipstick...
Rat: no, it's more like a peach color?
Rat: what kind of taste do you people have?! Peach is so 2013... 🙄
SubNaib: like you know what you're saying lol
LuckyGay: it probably belongs to a hunter
Rat: I don't know if you've noticed, Lucky, but the Survivors' Waiting Table, is called 'Survivors' for a reason 🙃
Cockroach: the disappearance of the lipstick, the sequel. This summer!
Rat: might as well give it to Miss Nightingale
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DaVinky: Peach? It's mine. Thank you~
Rat: Beautiful color, honey. Stunning. Show stopping. Never seen before. Magnificent.
DaVinky: it's pretty, right?? Mary gave it to me!
CowardBrat: Mary gave you something? New...
DaVinky: No, really! She is being really fresh today. She's excited for some reason, and smells oddly good
Rat: PLEASE IS SHE A DEODORANT??
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QueenBee: that's my doing, thank you very much
CoordinatingThemAll: what did you do?
QueenBee: she always looks so down and serious... I made her spend a whole day with me, and we had lots of fun!
QueenBee: we made tiktoks together (even Joseph decided to join in hehe), we went for a walk, we picked flowers...
SubNaib: that's way too nice from you
QueenBee: Hm... excuse YOU?
Noaman: oh so that explains why you guys came home really late
QueenBee:
MetalAttractor:
TinyWand:
BlindfoldOn:
MailMan: awww!!!
Noaman:
Noaman: what?
EmilyDrier: Aesop, did you just refer to the manor as "home"?
Noaman: what?
Noaman:
Noaman: NO, YOU'RE HALLUCINATING
Noaman: YOU'RE CRAZY, WOMAN
EatTheRich: I'm pretty sure he did
Cockroach: awww Aesop!!! That's so sweetttt
SubNaib: and really sad
Noaman: YEAH I MEAN THIS IS WHERE I LIVE NOW, RIGHT? MY GHETTO HOME
CursesToCurse: GHETTO HOME PLS
WheresMyMelanin: I mean at this point I would call this place "home" too. We're like a family at this point
EmmaWoody: same!! 6 years living here, this is practically it
TerrorShockn't: wait are we seriously ignoring the fact that Mary gave Edgar a lipstick?!
DaVinky:
DaVinky: and?
TerrorShockn't: I mean he's a man. Men don't wear lipstick!
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Noaman: first of all. They*
Noaman: second of all. LITERALLY MOST OF THE GUYS HERE WEAR LIPSTICK WDYM??
TerrorShockn't: give me one example
Noaman: ME???
WheresMyMelanin: Me
LuckyGay: me
Balls_InMyFace: me??
MailMan: Me
SubNaib: me!
MetalAttractor: I have a costume in which you literally can't see my face. It's just make up. You have one too!
Noaman: literally almost everyone in this manor wears make up. Suck it up, beaver.
TerrorShockn't: he got defensive all of a sudden
Noaman: cuz your close minded self is just annoying at this point
TerrorShockn't: 💔
TerrorShockn't: the guy's a total twink, we needed one in here. All TV shows got one of those
Noaman: THIS IS NOT A TV SHOW
BlindfoldOn: Freddy, I swear to God, if you misgender Ed🚗 on purpose AGAIN, I will shove my cane up a place in your body where the sun doesn't shine :)
TerrorShockn't: no thanks, I don't like taking it in the ass, like Kevin
BondageKink: DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS, YOU SCOUNDREL
BondageKink: ALSO, IM NOT GAY!!
BondageKink: DAMN IT
EatTheRich: let's all calm down, okay? Freddy, do not misgender Edgar on purpose again. Besides, they're not even that much of a twink.
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DaVinky: sorry, I was giving Patricia her skirt back. What did I miss?
EatTheRich: well, at least they're proud of it!
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