"Huntersss"
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: CHINATOWN????
Girl_In_Red: I mean why not?
UglySlenderman: DUMB HOE
Gaysha: Love, the seasonal party always occurs at the church. Why, out of all maps, will Chinatown be the one this season??
Girl_In_Red: I mean it makes sense! It's so much more colorful and fun!
WangChu: at least do it at the center... I can't handle one more panic attack from Miss Reznik
PennywiseOnCrack: Miss Nightingale likes to traumatize us with maps
Nightingalowo: in my defense, it is fun af
Girl_In_Red: >:T
Girl_In_Red: anyways
TentacleHentai: okay so Chinatown it is, totally cool okay
TentacleHentai: but like
TentacleHentai: who's gonna bring it
UglySlenderman: oof... you got us there bro...
ThemEyesRMad: hm... I brought it last time, so it won't be me babes
AnnaBanana: stop saying "babes", Burke. It makes me lose braincells 💀
LightningMcQueen: I am pure confusion
Pervy: would you mind explaining what it is? I-if you don't want to, it's totally fine!
Stitches: we call it to the thing that usually ruins the party but it prevents the survivors from getting blackout drunk
LightningMcQueen: why didn't you use it on the previous seasonal parties then??
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: cuz no one has the guts to actually bring it
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: last time was Burke and the survivors almost ate him alive
LightningMcQueen: so what is this thing?
UglySlenderman: ask Miss Nightingale
Nightingalowo: it's a cat
Pervy: huh😀
Nightingalowo: don't underestimate it. That thing is a killing machine
Nightingalowo: basically when the survivors get drunk they will try to fight for the cat, and so they will forget about the existence of alcohol
Nightingalowo: dumb asses....
Snek: Miss Bourbon almost ripped Mr Pierson's arm off the last time that thing appeared.
Pervy: Jesus...
LightningMcQueen: over a cat??!
Girl_In_Red: that thing is adorable okay??
AnnaBanana: so? Who's bringing it?
Girl_In_Red: I vote for Jack
Gaysha: same. Jack it is
UglySlenderman: WAIT I DIDN'T CONSENT ON THIS
Polaroid: OH SO NOW YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ✨CONSENT✨
UglySlenderman: SHUT UP GRANDPA
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"Huntersss"
WangChu: PLS MR ELLIS AND MR CARL ARE DOING A DRINKING COMPETITION AGAIN 😭
Gaysha: NO BECAUSE THOSE TWO JUST EXPLODED THE FRONT GATE
AnnaBanana: Mr Nyas mission must start. Jack, where are you?
UglySlenderman: oh no I think I got lost :((((
AnnaBanana: useless bitch FINE I'll bring it
Girl_In_Red: be careful, hun
AnnaBanana: I will... wish me luck.
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"Survivorsss"
MetalAttractor: are they doing it again?
CursesToCurse: do they think we're stupid?
QueenBee: yeah like who tf would get distracted by a mf cat?
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MailMan: Luca and Martha are fighting again over Mr Nyas :/
QueenBee: of fucking course...
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CoordinatingThemAll: bonjour
BlindfoldOn: who won???
CoordinatingThemAll: Me of course duh
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Rat: then tell me where the cat is right now
CoordinatingThemAll: wdym, it's right here
CoordinatingThemAll:
CoordinatingThemAll: Luca where's the cat
Rat: surprise shawdy
CoordinatingThemAll: LUCA GIVE IT BACK
WheresMyMelanin: BOTH OF YOU GO BACK OUTSIDE AND DRINK WATER
WheresMyMelanin: NAIB, WATCH OVER YOUR CHILD
MetalAttractor: he's passed out on the table :///
LuckyGay: what was I expecting...
CoordinatingThemAll: Luca cmon Mr Nyas belongs to meee
Rat: no way! I didn't put myself at risk just to give it back to you!!
CoordinatingThemAll: oh come on all you had to do was bend over to grab him
Rat: last time I bent over to grab something was the soap in prison, and it DID NOT end well.
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TinyWand: I don't know if what I just saw was Joseph and Aesop arguing, or just them vibing to the music WAY too loud
MetalAttractor: what's the song?
TinyWand: Wap....
BlindfoldOn: it was Jack, wasn't it?
TinyWand: yep...
EmilyDrier: ROBBIE AND GABY AREN'T THERE, RIGHT??
Drinkx3: they went to sleep long ago hun, Sam and them were having a "party"
EmilyDrier: you left your kid alone with 7 year old children?
Drinkx3: I'm an awesome mother I know
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