"Survivorsss"
Girl_In_Red: Miss Nightingale, why?
Nightingalowo: yall are a bunch of milfs and dilfs, let this one pass
UglySlenderman: I don't wanna be ableist, but how did that thing enter the manor? And worse! How did it become a hunter??
Polaroid: oh please, don't act as if you care about disabled people's emotions
UglySlenderman: how dare you?? I am a respectful gentleman!
Nightingalowo: HAHAHAGAHAHA no.
AnnaBanana: I'm honestly more worried about Mr Gupta. I think he cares wayyy too much. If we call them ugly, he will say we are ableists. If we call them cute, he will say we are romanticizing disabilities.
WangChu: he is way too soft
Polaroid: anyways, at least now you two won't be the only twins in the manor!
WangChu: woo-hoo! 😐
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EatTheRich: I heard we were talking about me
Girl_In_Red: MR GUPTA!
Girl_In_Red: H-HI, H-How did you get in??!
EatTheRich:
EatTheRich: WAIT I THINK IM IN THE WRONG GROUPCHAT
UglySlenderman: YOU WOULDN'T SAY 😀
EatTheRich: UH
EatTheRich: UH
EatTheRich: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE
EatTheRich: UH
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: Hi again Mr Gupta!!!!
EatTheRich: h-hi Violetta!!...
EatTheRich: kill me now
UglySlenderman: with pleasure 🥺
EatTheRich: well lookie here, if it isn't the unconsensual disgusting pervert 🤩
Polaroid: that's a nice way to describe it
UglySlenderman: Mr Gupta, we have a few rules in this groupchat:
UglySlenderman: 1. We don't kink shame people here
EatTheRich: rape is not a kink
UglySlenderman: 2. we respect others and their decisions
EatTheRich: I don't respect rapists
UglySlenderman: and finally 3. We don't steal each others' cheese
EatTheRich: okay that's fair
Polaroid: Mr Gupta, is it a good time to say how much I admire you?
EatTheRich: and you are...?
Polaroid: I-I'm Joseph
Polaroid: w-we've been matching together for 2 months now-
EatTheRich:
EatTheRich: oooo Aesop's ex!!
Nightingalowo: huh
Polaroid: ANYWAYS HOW DID YOU GET IN THE GROUPCHAT, MR GUPTA??
Nightingalowo: what's that ex thing all about, Joseph?
Polaroid: NOTHING MISS NIGHTINGALE!
EatTheRich: what are you talking about?😂 you guys were together for like... more than 5 months I think!
Nightingalowo: Joseph, I just wanna talk 🧍♀️
Polaroid: *sigh* aight I'll go pack my bags-
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