"Survivorsss"
Drinkx3: LUCA! YOU ACTUAL BAFFOON
Rat: WHAT DID I DO NOW???
Cockroach: THE FUCKING AUDACITY
CursesToCurse: WE LEFT YOU ALONE IN THE COMMON HALL FOR TWO HOURS
CursesToCurse: AND HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO SPEND IT??Rat: I don't... I don't remember...
CowardBrat: I WONDER WHY
DanceToForget: YOU LITERALLY SPENT THOSE 2 HOURS ON OXYCOTTON
Asoup: I didn't know drugs were allowed in here-
BottomInDenial: They aren't and I'm actually scared on how he got them-
Rat: I have my moves u.u
CoordinatingThemAll: LUCA WHO IN THEIR SANE MIND WOULD WATCH OVER A SIDE OF A MANOR WHILE ON OXYCOTON??
Rat: it's actually spelled oxycotton
CoordinatingThemAll: *Sighh
CoordinatingThemAll: OxycottonRat: Oxykitten
CoordinatingThemAll: ....
CoordinatingThemAll: what's oxykitten...Rat:
Rat: nya~BlindfoldOn: LUCA
BlindfoldOn: OMGEmilyDrier: You burned Murro's room and we need you to pay him back.
Rat: it's his room!!
EmmaWoody: AND WHO BURNED IT???
Rat: Fair point.
DaVinky: is he always like this...?
Rat: No!!
BottomInDenial: yes
Balls_InMyFace: yes
MetalAttractor: literally every fucking day
DaVinky: wow
Rat: that's not true! I can be a perfectly sane human being!
MailMan: Honey, today we were on 2v8, everyone was dead except you, me and Fiona, and when I went looking for the two of you in the basement y'all crawled up the stairs on a line like two rats...
Rat: that was honestly the first time me and Fiona agreed on something, stop ruining the fun babe :/
MailMan: sorry :(
LuckyGay: anyways you gonna pay him back right?
Rat: where would I even get the money??
Rat: can't Miss Nightingale take care of it?TerrorShockn't: I never thought I would take sides with Luca on anything, but he's right. It's HER manor.
TerrorShockn't: I'm actually surprised on how we didn't burn this manor sooner.Sonic: ...y'all better be taking notes.
TinyWand: We don't care what you pay him with, just make it up to him.
Rat: fine...
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FiveOfMeButBritish: this actual rat I swear to god...
DaVinky: Today I was able to take a better look at him.
DaVinky: He's kinda cute.Drinkx3: WGSJHJSHD I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT???
DaVinky: Demi, look at me.
DaVinky: Do I look straight to you?Asoup: he's got a point ngl
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I mean he is in a poly relationship and he really... REALLY likes you. I think you need to sign some kind of paper for them to let you in
WheresMyMelanin: Yeah it's an exclusive opportunity 🤦♂️
DaVinky: Oh interesting.
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CursesToCurse: pfft where the fuck did he go-
MailMan: I think he went looking for us-
Asoup: he's not here and that's what matters
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...