Oxykitten

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"Survivorsss"

Drinkx3: LUCA! YOU ACTUAL BAFFOON

Rat: WHAT DID I DO NOW???

Cockroach: THE FUCKING AUDACITY

CursesToCurse: WE LEFT YOU ALONE IN THE COMMON HALL FOR TWO HOURS
CursesToCurse: AND HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO SPEND IT??

Rat: I don't... I don't remember...

CowardBrat: I WONDER WHY

DanceToForget: YOU LITERALLY SPENT THOSE 2 HOURS ON OXYCOTTON

Asoup: I didn't know drugs were allowed in here-

BottomInDenial: They aren't and I'm actually scared on how he got them-

Rat: I have my moves u.u

CoordinatingThemAll: LUCA WHO IN THEIR SANE MIND WOULD WATCH OVER A SIDE OF A MANOR WHILE ON OXYCOTON??

Rat: it's actually spelled oxycotton

CoordinatingThemAll: *Sighh
CoordinatingThemAll: Oxycotton

Rat: Oxykitten

CoordinatingThemAll: ....
CoordinatingThemAll: what's oxykitten...

Rat:
Rat: nya~

BlindfoldOn: LUCA
BlindfoldOn: OMG

EmilyDrier: You burned Murro's room and we need you to pay him back.

Rat: it's his room!!

EmmaWoody: AND WHO BURNED IT???

Rat: Fair point.

DaVinky: is he always like this...?

Rat: No!!

BottomInDenial: yes

Balls_InMyFace: yes

MetalAttractor: literally every fucking day

DaVinky: wow

Rat: that's not true! I can be a perfectly sane human being!

MailMan: Honey, today we were on 2v8, everyone was dead except you, me and Fiona, and when I went looking for the two of you in the basement y'all crawled up the stairs on a line like two rats...

Rat: that was honestly the first time me and Fiona agreed on something, stop ruining the fun babe :/

MailMan: sorry :(

LuckyGay: anyways you gonna pay him back right?

Rat: where would I even get the money??
Rat: can't Miss Nightingale take care of it?

TerrorShockn't: I never thought I would take sides with Luca on anything, but he's right. It's HER manor.
TerrorShockn't: I'm actually surprised on how we didn't burn this manor sooner.

Sonic: ...y'all better be taking notes.

TinyWand: We don't care what you pay him with, just make it up to him.

Rat: fine...

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FiveOfMeButBritish: this actual rat I swear to god...

DaVinky: Today I was able to take a better look at him.
DaVinky: He's kinda cute.

Drinkx3: WGSJHJSHD I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT???

DaVinky: Demi, look at me.
DaVinky: Do I look straight to you?

Asoup: he's got a point ngl

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I mean he is in a poly relationship and he really... REALLY likes you. I think you need to sign some kind of paper for them to let you in

WheresMyMelanin: Yeah it's an exclusive opportunity 🤦‍♂️

DaVinky: Oh interesting.

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CursesToCurse: pfft where the fuck did he go-

MailMan: I think he went looking for us-

Asoup: he's not here and that's what matters

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