IDV groupchat

Horny Corny

Y'all this chapter is just talking about smex (with comedy of course), if you feel uncomfy don't read ^^

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"Survivorsss"

BottomInDenial: Is Luca seriously late again?

CowardBrat: Late for what lol he doesn't have matches until 9

BottomInDenial: He promised he would help me fix a bug on my phone but APPARENTLY NOT

MailMan: he's still sleeping

Cockroach: lol he went to his room super early, he has no business still being asleep

WheresMyMelanin: uhhh

MailMan: uhhhhhhhh

MetalAttractor: n o

BondageKink: I should've fucking figured...

BlindfoldOn: I genuinely thought he was a top

Perfumes&Co: I think the man would be way too proud being a bottom

WheresMyMelanin: we're all switches and we take turns wdym

BottomInDenial: Oh so you're like me

MetalAttractor: no Naib

OwlLover: we all know you're a bottom

BottomInDenial: Worth the shot

CowardBrat: once you actually mistook Norton's DM's with the groupchat and y'all were sexting. We got to see who you really are, Naib. And you're not a top for SURE

BottomInDenial: In my defence, that was Norton's idea, and too much was going on

MetalAttractor: wait... was it that time you sent me the nudes??
MetalAttractor: NAIB DID YOU SEND YOUR NUDES TO THE GROUPCHAT??!?!

BottomInDenial: SHUT UP NORTON YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Cockroach: OMFG

LuckyGay: the fact that you two were sending nudes to each other...

TinyWand: I wanna erase that image from my brain

BottomInDenial: Just don't think about it
BottomInDenial: please

MetalAttractor: you don't know what you're missing

BottomInDenial: SERIOUSLY DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???

MetalAttractor: no❤

Asoup: whatever, this is getting out of control on your side
Asouo: Andrew, Victor.
Asoup: please tell me you went rough on Luca

WheresMyMelanin: UHHHHH

Asoup: that thing deserves to suffer

MailMan: nooo :(

Asoup: he deserves to have his head snapped in a mouse trap, like the rat he is

LuckyGay: my dude-

WheresMyMelanin: why are we telling you about our sex life on the first place?

BondageKink: honestly? Because it's way more interesting than any of ours

BottomInDenial: Speak for yourself lol you virgin

CowardBrat: Haha virgin

Sonic: virgin virgin

CursesToCurse: heh Kevin the virgin

BondageKink: *sigh

Drinkx3: stop bullying the guy, he'll find someone eventually

OwlLover: He did. But lost her.
OwlLover: At least in this universe

TerrorShockn't: oof you had to do him like that

BondageKink: I'm gonna cry in my room now

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CoordinatingThemAll: Great. He's sad now.

TerrorShockn't: at least he still has his right hand

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: how do you sleep at night... you fucked another man's wife...

TerrorShockn't: we are not having this conversation again.
TerrorShockn't: you know that I have way better and more arguments than you, so drop it

Dora_TheExplorer: if you're going to fight again, do it outside. I'm trying to sleep

TinyWand: was I too rough last night baby? 7u7

Dora_TheExplorer: ERGH THE FUCK
Dora_TheExplorer: only the thought makes me wanna rip my asshole off ERGHAAA

WheresMyMelanin: honey, get off Servais' phone...

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Rat: you're no fun

BottomInDenial: how did you get his phone?

Rat: it's surprisingly easy to steal stuff from a magician

Asoup: *slaps Rat's face*

Rat: Ooo harder daddy 7u7

Asoup: God no

Cockroach: don't say the Lord's name in vain

MetalAttractor: what, the same Lord that told you to come on a quest in this manor?

Cockroach: yes!!!

MetalAttractor: ...sure

CowardBrat: You still think she's lying?

EmilyDrier: yeah I mean the girl literally creates portals...

MetalAttractor: I stand corrected

BottomInDenial: God damn it Norton...

Rat: by the way Naib?

BottomInDenial: what

Rat: you should probably reconsider the thought of taking pictures of your D

BottomInDenial: I'm gonna regret asking this, but why?
BottomInDenial: I'm sending them to Norton. No one else

MetalAttractor: I feel special

Rat: Oh nothing, it's just that the daily texts deleting system only works for texts. The media stays

BottomInDenial: WHAT
BottomInDenial: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NOW

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WheresMyMelanin: UHHHH Luca

Rat: yes?

MailMan: you do know you sent us some of those pictures, right?

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Cockroach: God DAMN it

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CursesToCurse: YOU FUCKING RAT YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD US THIS SOONER
CursesToCurse: WHO ELSE HAS THEIR NUDES ON THE DATA MEMORY??

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CursesToCurse: *sigh