"Survivorsss"
BlindfoldOn: Is everyone ready for the seasonal party?!
Cockroach: no :D
DaVinky: after last time, I'm not so sure anymore
Rat: it's gonna be fineeee I'm pretty sure no one new is coming besides Pervy.
TinyWand: Gosh I hate that guy...
CursesToCurse: same omg...
EmilyDrier: I mean yeah he is OP but he's not that bad
MetalAttractor: Emily, Pervy cries when he sees you in a match. You have no business here.
TotallyNotChloe: your heal goes speeeeeed and he cries.
CoordinatingThemAll: it's in these moments that I'm self aware that I only have one flaregun.
Rat: It doesn't matter, does it? Let's drink til we pass out tonight!!
SubNaib: Hell yea!!
CowardBrat: YASSS
WheresMyMelanin: of course you two would be the first ones to answer...
SubNaib: I mean if I have the opportunity I won't miss it.
CowardBrat: same lmao shut up Andrew
WheresMyMelanin: okay then
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CoordinatingThemAll: Where's dad?
MetalAttractor: With me. Throwing up in Jack's toilet.
DanceToForget: HDHSHDIDDBDJFVF WHY IN JACK'S ROOM
MetalAttractor: Because he can.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Fair.
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EmilyDrier: you know that there's a party going on right?
DanceToForget: Honestly, this is not a party anymore lmao everyone is either passed out or throwing up
CoordinatingThemAll: not everyone
CoordinatingThemAll: Mike is still sober
EmilyDrier: still
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FiveOfMeButBritish: Did I just see Jack dancing with Mary?
MetalAttractor: so? It's Mary, so we have nothing to worry about
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Asoup: I don't wanna be that guy but I think Mary is dead
EmilyDrier: what 😀
Asoup: idk I think Jack was either carrying her around or idk
FiveOfMeButBritish: HE WAS DANCING WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS BODY?!
Asoup: w h a t
FiveOfMeButBritish: URGH NOT THIS AGAIN
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Asoup: AGAIN?!
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EmilyDrier: I'm surprised on how Luca and the other 3 are still sober
MetalAttractor: They're doing just fine, they were just chillin' in the ball room
EmilyDrier: how beautiful -.-
DanceToForget: I think it's mostly because of Ed🚗 lol he's way too scared of drinking and that type of stuff
EmilyDrier: if they're not passed out on the floor surrounded by a puddle of vomit, then they can do whatever they want.
EmilyDrier: Also how is Pervy doing?
DanceToForget: He's just drinking juice in the corner lol what a sight to behold
EmilyDrier: great, one less person with a hangover to take care in the morning
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Balls_InMyFace: it's like 2 am when are yall going to sleep?
MetalAttractor: bold of you to assume we're going to sleep
MetalAttractor: Also, Naib passed out on the floor of Jack's room, what do I do?
Balls_InMyFace: Give him as a sacrifice, Jack might forgive you that way
MetalAttractor: I'm not giving my husband as a sacrifice!
EmilyDrier: why not? You got nothing to lose 👀
MetalAttractor:
MetalAttractor: Emily be honest, did you drink?
EmilyDrier:
EmilyDrier: how dare you
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QueenBee: she did, but not a lot! I convinced her!
EmilyDrier: yeah but I'm not drunk, I know better than that
MetalAttractor: YOU JUST SAID IT WAS OKAY TO GIVE NAIB AS A SACRIFICE
EmilyDrier: YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!!!
QueenBee: Mom let's drink some water, shall we?
EmilyDrier: I don't wannaaaaaa
QueenBee: there there
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
