Yall this chapter was Luna_The_Proxy 's idea :)
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"Survivorsss"
MetalAttractor: I'M HORNY
CowardBrat: sir this is a McDonald's drive through-
BottomInDenial: Oh boy you don't know what happened right?
QueenBee: no what happened-
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Asoup: NAIB
Asoup: DON'T
BottomInDenial: I won't tell if you take my place in matches for a whole day
Asoup: fuck off
BottomInDenial: So what happened was
Asoup: FINE I'LL DO IT FOR A WEEK BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL
BottomInDenial: alright then
BottomInDenial: Norton go ahead and tell them
Asoup: WAIT THAT'S NOT FAIR
BottomInDenial: everything is fair in love, war, and negotiations
MetalAttractor: Y'ALL SO ME AND NAIB WERE WANDERING AROUND THE MANOR LIKE THE CUTE HAPPY COUPLE WE ARE
BottomInDenial: to the point, spoon attractor
MetalAttractor: RIGHT. SO WE WERE WANDERING AROUND AND WE WENT TO THE BACKYARD
TinyWand: why would you go to the backyard? no one goes there...
BottomInDenial: Exactly
Balls_InMyFace: Ew okay moving on
MetalAttractor: AND WE CAME FACE TO FACE WITH AESOP AND JOSEPH LITERALLY SUCKING FACE
Asoup: NORTON
CoordinatingThemAll: BAHAHAJJASHJSHDD
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: ESGUBIARIRBDIWHS
EmilyDrier: THE TEAAAAAA
DanceToForget: I DonT hAvE anYONe sPECiAl iN mY LIfE VIctOR.
BlindfoldOn: I dONt nEeD a LOveR PatrCia
CursesToCurse: HA! TAKE THAT BACK EMBALMER
Asoup: Okay fine.
Asouo: Me and Joseph started seeing each other 3 days ago. There. I said it.
OwlLover: wait isn't that kind of... prohibited?
Asoup: that's why you're gonna shut the fuck up, and you won't say a word to any of the hunters or Miss Nightingale.
Rat: seems fair to me
Rat: the backyard is the only place in the manor that isn't being monitored, so you're safe
Sonic: wait so that means the bathrooms are being monitored???
Rat: just the outside yea
Sonic: omfg... don't ever watch those footages...
CowardBrat: for the sake of your eyes...
EmmaWoody: damn girrrlll freaky queen
Sonic: the idea of possibly getting caught is really exciting, don't even
LuckyGay: MOVING ON PEOPLE
Drinkx3: SHUT UP VIRGIN
Cockroach: hey Aesoppppp
Cockroach: does Joseph go "Ohhh my sweet sweeeet embalmeeerrrr...~~~~~ come to me my loveeeee~~~~~~~"
Asoup: stop it
CursesToCurse: "oh Joseph~~~~ I love you sooo~~~ but our love is prohibited~~~~ we shall not keep up with this sin, that is our love~~~~~"
Asoup: ...
CoordinatingThemAll: "say it ain't so my love~~~~~~ we will get through this together~~~~~ please, our love is stronger than any barrier~~~~~"
Asoup:
BlindfoldOn: "oh Joseph~~~~~ I love you so~~~~~~~~"
Asoup: (at this point he is just hiding his red face under the blankets lmao)
DanceToForget: "Let's settle this love with a kiss, my sweet Aesop~~~~~"
Rat: "oh yeaH daddyyy~~~~~ harder~ HARDER DADDY~~~"
Asoup: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH
Dora_TheExplorer: I NEVER WHEEZED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
TerrorShockn't: PLEASE I'M EVAPORATING
FiveOfMeButBritish: HEY AESOP
QueenBee: ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON DOING THE DIRTY???~~~~~
CoordinatingThemAll: AESOP THE BOTTOM~~~~~
MetalAttractor: GUYS PLEASE THEY PROBABLY DID IT EVEN BEFORE THEY STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER
Asoup: I'm gonna throw myself out the window real quick-
LuckyGay: DON'T DIE NOW EIBDEJSHDH
Drinkx3: YEAH JOSEPH WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT~~~~~
CowardBrat: ROMEO AND JULIET ON CRACK Y'ALL
BottomInDenial: GAASSSSPPPP AESOP THE JULIET
Asoup: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
DaVinky: Guys, he is visibly uncomfortable.
WheresMyMelanin: Oh poor sweet innocent Edgar...
WheresMyMelanin: we know that damn well
MailMan: that's why we're doing it :D
Asoup: *violently smashes head against the wall*
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