This chapter was written in honor of Joseph's stageplay actor, who we recently found out, sells feet pics
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"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: EMS OMG GET ONLINE
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EmilyDrier: WHO DO I NEED TO KILL??? I KILLED A PERSON ONCE, IM NOT SCARED TO DO IT AGAIN
EmilyDrier: oh wait
EmmaWoody: h-hi mom :D
EmilyDrier: good morning, sweetie. I was just joking hehe
TerrorShockn't: no, you were not
EmilyDrier: you're next.
TerrorShockn't: I'm good
CowardBrat: MOM OKAY SO
CowardBrat: OMG IM SO SCARED
Cockroach: I'LL TELL HER, GEEZ
Cockroach: today when Victor went to open the mailbox to give Miss Nightingale her mail, he found Mary's head inside
MailMan: PLS I WAS SO SCARED
DaVinky: HE DROPPED HIS GODDAMN LETTERS WHEN HE SAW IT, IT WAS SO FUNNY TO WATCH😭😭
QueenBee: LMFAO
CowardBrat: HOW DO WE SEW IT BACK ON???
CursesToCurse: WHERE IS HER BODY????
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Rat: has anyone seen Emily? I need to see her, my throat hurts
CowardBrat: I BET YOUR KNEES HURT TOO, YOU SLUT
CowardBrat: WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS NOW
Rat: oh, Mary's head? Oh yeah, I saw her body walking around the hunters' side yesterday
TinyWand: I am pure confusion
Rat: her body was so confused, like what the hell
WheresMyMelanin: okay, who has the head?
MailMan: I LEFT IT IN THE MAILBOX, I REFUSE TO TAKE A HEAD IN MY HANDS
Flashbacc~~🐀🎤
"Ah! Such a beautiful day to be alive! The flowers are blooming, the birds are... mutated... and there is mail to get!" Victor sang as he walked towards the mailbox.
"Isn't this exciting? The fresh scent of flowers, the happy barking of dogs andOH MY GOD THERE IS A HEAD IN THE MAILBOX"
"Oh! Good morning, Mr Grantz. I have been here the whole night. Quite intimidating, is it not? Could you, please be a darling and help m-"
"no💕💅"
End of Flashbacc~~🐀💃
DoraThe_Explorer: ask Joseph to come get it, he's her best friend
SubNaib: nah let the peepaw rest
SubNaib: he has asthma, he would probably faint midway here
Sonic: he's the same man who sells feet pics, I think we shouldn't be worried
CursesToCurse: HE WHAT???
Sonic: I thought everyone knew about this??
OwlLover: HDJWSSHABSB
TinyWand: I want some of those
TerrorShockn't: I hate you. I hate you so much.
MailMan: what do we do about Mary's head?
WheresMyMelanin: I'll get it...
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"Huntersss"
Gaysha: oh darling, you're back!! Who put you in the mailbox??
Girl_In_Red: I am actually not certain.
MooseHead_Wall: it was Robbie, Gaby, and Mr Bourbon.
Gaysha: MR BOURBON BARELY TALKS YET
UglySlenderman: the baby is strong okay???
Girl_In_Red: oh I do remember it, after all! We were playing hide and seek and all of a sudden my head was in the mailbox! Intriguing, am I right?
Polaroid: I hate kids
UglySlenderman: I hate your feet pics.
Polaroid: that only happened once
UglySlenderman: you have an OnlyFans.
PennywiseOnCrack: your toes are quite charming, I'll give you that!
Polaroid: ayo
WangChu:
WangChu: wait, those were YOUR feet??
Polaroid: Xie-
WangChu: I think I'm gonna throw up--
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KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: anyways Joseph, wanna kiss?
Polaroid: WHAT DO YALL HAVE WITH MY FEET???
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